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im looking for a job, and im doing online applications, do you guys have any good places to work? or that have online applications?

thanks
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#2
California?

Try preppy stores like Hollister...they might pay a lot.

Mainly, focus on retail, possibly management position in a fast food joint.
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#3
i know a guy. all you have to do is go down to mexico and swallow a few balloons. then you just come back and get paid. theres no risk at all.
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i know a guy. all you have to do is go down to mexico and swallow a few balloons. then you just come back and get paid. theres no risk at all.


tried that, it didnt work out so well.
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California?

Try preppy stores like Hollister...they might pay a lot.

Mainly, focus on retail, possibly management position in a fast food joint.

hollister actually pays crap...and its horrible working conditions
#7
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tried that, it didnt work out so well.
hmmm.... try in-n-out then. i hear its a pretty decent gig.
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thanks guys, im still waiting for the usual "rape" replies
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#10
www.snagajob.com

should help or i'd try places like

caribou coffee,
guitar center (you have to have experience in a band though)
best buy i know for sure
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#11
You could always stand on corners and wear short-shorts....that seems to work in bigger cities according to HBO Documentary...
#12
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thanks guys, im still waiting for the usual "rape" replies


I don't see how rape would pay unless you killed the person after sold their organs.......hey that sounds like a decent job
#13
You should become a clown, and do children's parties. You can then rape them with laughter.
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I workz at the WalMart.
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#16
become a hit man, good money, and you only have to work like one week a month tops.
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#17
Don't work fast food. Unless you can get away with stealing food.

I knew this one kid that got fired from McDonalds after his manager caught him stealing a McGriddle.

TastyEDIT: Just panhandle, you'll be amazed how much money you can make.
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#18
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Don't work fast food. Unless you can get away with stealing food.

I knew this one kid that got fired from McDonalds after his manager caught him stealing a McGriddle.

TastyEDIT: Just panhandle, you'll be amazed how much money you can make.


He wasn't fired. He was McFired.
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#19
i hear 4chan is looking for a new troll
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