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Greetings Pit. This is a story for all of those who plunder and loot your local scene. Also, a question at the end of the tale.
It goes as follows..
So there we were, heading to Micklers Landing just to pass the time away.


When after walking for about 20 minutes, my best friend and I notice two tiny green pegs jutting perhaps two or three inches out of the sand. Of course, with nothing to do on a Sunday evening, we began a miniature project of digging it up.


Just look at how manly I am plundering the loot.

Aaron did his share as well.

The next 15 minutes were strenuous, but lo and behold, our treasure lay before us.


Indeed, verily we say unto you UGers, this was an authentic lawnchair that the tide probably buried. Perhaps from your nearby ACE Hardware or Lowes.


What a beauty. Mission accomplished. Boredom terminated for the rest of the evening.
We left it there for any weary travelers to rest.


Anybody here on UG have their own looting adventures to share? Do tell!
Last edited by Muzikh at May 4, 2008,
#5
Quote by Sloofus
I found Jesus once...

Was he buried under the sand at the beach? Do elaborate!
#6
that's one of the few threads on here that actually makes sense
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#9
I found Waldo. Seriously I found a Waldo doll in my attic from when I was 5.
Quote by Crazymike100

You disgust me.


Quote by jack_off_joel
bro u are definately gay


Quote by Oblivion_Rps
A backstabbin' bitch who calls himself the 'oracle'?


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I AM GOING TO HAVE TO REFER TO THE FIRST QUOTE IN YOUR SIGNATURE



UG loves me so much. Do you?

MY NAME IS JACOB. CALL ME THAT.
#10
Quote by Silent_Jester13
I found Waldo. Seriously I found a Waldo doll in my attic from when I was 5.



Ever wonder if Waldo and Carmen San-Diego mated? They probably wouldn't be able to find the child fromt the first moment of birth.
#11
Quote by Muzikh


Ever wonder if Waldo and Carmen San-Diego mated? They probably wouldn't be able to find the child fromt the first moment of birth.


Im not going to be able to sleep tonight thinking about that. Time to e-mail Strongbad!!!
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You disgust me.


Quote by jack_off_joel
bro u are definately gay


Quote by Oblivion_Rps
A backstabbin' bitch who calls himself the 'oracle'?


Quote by 100%guitarmad
I AM GOING TO HAVE TO REFER TO THE FIRST QUOTE IN YOUR SIGNATURE



UG loves me so much. Do you?

MY NAME IS JACOB. CALL ME THAT.
#12
Quote by Muzikh


Ever wonder if Waldo and Carmen San-Diego mated? They probably wouldn't be able to find the child fromt the first moment of birth.


They have his name is Osama Bin Ladin.
Due what you want as long as you vote Due!
#15
Quote by SeveralSpecies
Do you come form a land down under? Where the women glow and men plunder?

Perhaps..

Do you dwell with the folk from the north?
Who commute to the city through cab back and forth?
#16
Quote by Muzikh
Perhaps..

Do you dwell with the folk from the north?
Who commute to the city through cab back and forth?



I don't know about that, but I have been known to plunder.
#17
I was kinda hoping you were a pirate. I haven't plundered since my days on the Pirate Ship of the pink mcpinkleson. Argh, those were the days. Noone really took us seriously though.
Due what you want as long as you vote Due!
#18
I've never found anything useful ever.

I wish my days were as interesting as yours

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If you want to get really technical about it..

1. Grab sticks.
2. Bang sticks on drums.


^how to play drums.


UG POKER
#19
Once a week, I find sunglasses at the mall and walk out with them. They're usually found on the shelf, but I assume someone lost them, so I put them in my pocket and leave, hoping that I will be able to find the person they belong to somewhere in the mall. They never seem to turn up, so I'm left with a pair of sunglasses each week. My collection is only up to 5 pairs right now, but as of next weekend, I'm guessing it'll be 6.
#20
Quote by tayroar
I was kinda hoping you were a pirate. I haven't plundered since my days on the Pirate Ship of the pink mcpinkleson. Argh, those were the days. Noone really took us seriously though.



I'm such a Pirate, look at the keyboard I use:


#21
Quote by SeveralSpecies
I'm such a Pirate, look at the keyboard I use



Oh man, that's it. My night is complete. I had my adventure and some good laughs. Many thanks to you SeveralSpecies. For that, I permit you to swab th' poopdeck.
#22
Quote by Muzikh


Oh man, that's it. My night is complete. I had my adventure and some good laughs. Many thanks to you SeveralSpecies. For that, I permit you to swab th' poopdeck.



RRR!!!! AVAST!!!!


RRR!!!
#24
Quote by stringmagician
Now I miss living by an ocean



Just go download music for free. It's better than nothing.
#25
I like your 6 pack. Jk.

I found a horde of crabs, I should'nt have messed with them...
Avenged Sevenfold Fan, proud of it.
#26
Me and my friend found some racket balls. We used them to peg people for no reason.
"The rule of law -- it must be held high! And if it falls you pick it up and hold it even higher!" - Hercule Poirot

© Soul Power
#27
Quote by Soul Power
Me and my friend found some racket balls. We used them to peg people for no reason.

Tis your civic duty sir.
#28
Quote by Mannypedraza
I like your 6 pack. Jk.
I found a horde of crabs, I should'nt have messed with them...

1) Running and doing crunches everyday will do that to you over time

2) Yes.. those crabs can get, quite.. crabby

<.<
>.>

Yes, I did just say that..
#29
I say we take the missile base funds and use them to buy a pirate ship. Then we shall take our most able bodied semen....i mean seamen...and set sail to the mighty seas. We shall go from continent to continent and bleed our wrath upon the towns! We shall plunder loots and salty wenches alike!

Avast ye blunderin dogs! Who be with me!!!
#30
Quote by SeveralSpecies
I say we take the missile base funds and use them to buy a pirate ship. Then we shall take our most able bodied semen....i mean seamen...and set sail to the mighty seas. We shall go from continent to continent and bleed our wrath upon the towns! We shall plunder loots and salty wenches alike!

Avast ye blunderin dogs! Who be with me!!!

AYE SIR!! I SHALL SAIL UNDER YE WRETCHED FLAG!! AVAST YE!!
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Quote by Muzikh
AYE SIR!! I SHALL SAIL UNDER YE WRETCHED FLAG!! AVAST YE!!



Hoist the colors ye scurvey seacow!!! The jolly roger will strike its evil fear into the hearts of all wee seek to destroy!!!
#32
Quote by SeveralSpecies
Just go download music for free. It's better than nothing.

Or he could go dig up a local stop sign.
Hey, ideas are out there and ready to be accomplished.
#33
Quote by Muzikh
Or he could go dig up a local stop sign.
Hey, ideas are out there and ready to be accomplished.



I'm gonna go plunder street cones!


...And broadside other cars with my paintballs!
#34
Quote by SeveralSpecies
I'm gonna go plunder street cones!

...And broadside other cars with my paintballs!

Yea Verily! Just remember:
Pics, or it didn't happen.
#35
Quote by Muzikh
Yea Verily! Just remember:
Pics, or it didn't happen.



Well, I do not possess a ship of that magnitude. I have a small frigate, you might say, that specializes in fast reconnaissance.
#36
I remember once in some beach when I was a kid, I found what seemed to be the upper part of a boot near the shore..I tried to retrieve it, but it was too heavy because of the amount of sand it had inside..and I didn't take the sand out because I was scared there was something in there..


I have been secretly expecting a good successfull looting story since that day...Thank you.
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#37
A verily commendable bounty indeed! Well done gentlemen.

Being something of an urban scavenger myself, many wonderful things have been found in the city's overflowing receptacles of discarded treasure, also known as dumpsters. This is including but not limited to food and hot pants.
#38
Quote by stringmagician
Now I miss living by an ocean

I couldn't imagine not living near it.
My happy place so to say, and where I go for walks (aside from plundering).
#39
Quote by SeveralSpecies
Do you come form a land down under? Where the women glow and men plunder?


Can't you hear,
Can't you hear the thunder?

You better run, you better take cover.
Barry White is cooler than you
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I really wish I could say you're funny and cool, but that would be like saying Africa doesn't have a poverty problem.
#40
Muzikh, do you live in/near Jacksonville?
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"all fatties report to the gym!"


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music should only sound like a train running into a wall of BC riches plugged into line 6 spiders
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