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#6
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#10
What about a lobster in a maid outfit playing guitar? That would be a sweet date for sure haha
#11
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What about a lobster in a maid outfit playing guitar? That would be a sweet date for sure haha


No idiot! They sacrifice a maid, turn the guitar into a potpourri bowl, and have sex with the lobster!
#13
the maids outfit having sec with the guitar while, lobsters videotape..
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#14
Quote by The Master Plan
the maids outfit having sec with the guitar while, lobsters videotape..



How about I carve a guitar pick out of the lobster shell, and shred the maids outfit, while wearing my shoes I just made out of the guitar?

click click!
#15
No, ya see.... the guitar and lobster are gettin' it on in a hotel room. The maids outfit walks in all startled. But then.... Ménage à trois.
#17
nonono


I play drums on the hollow lobster shell while i wear its meat on my head, while dunking the maids outfit in butter and eating it.

The guitar is the bowl holding the butter.
#18
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no better, a guitar having sex with a rock in a maids outfit, but it wasnt a rock..... it was a...ROCK LOBSTER!!


thats right, i made a b-52's reference

+1.
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#20
The maid is having sex with the lobster to make money. Otherwise she can't afford her son’s cancer treatment.
(Mood killing, it’s my new thing).
#21
The maids outfit and guitar are a regular happy couple.

But a lobster comes along and offers the guitar 1 million dollars to sleep with the maids outfit.

The maids outfit gets preggers and gives birth to lobsters wearing maids outfits.

Guitar gets angry and......

I'm going to bed.
#22
Quote by Rhythm__Guitar
The maid is having sex with the lobster to make money. Otherwise she can't afford her son’s cancer treatment.
(Mood killing, it’s my new thing).


that...killed it for me, I was laughing like crazy until I read this one...I don't like what you said and see no need for Rhythm Guitars AAAARRRGGGHHH *headexplode*

...A lobster in the guitar (acoustic) trying out the maid outfit in the secret fitting room on the back panel's inside face
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