#1
Well as I was in English today we were talking about persuasive techniques and one of them was the sweeping generalisation. Since this is the Net and were on a forum i'm sure everyone has one so please post them here.

This is in no way meant to be abusive. No harm is meant it is just a generalisation.

So please post them here.
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#2
That all men are created equal. I mean, what's that all about? :/
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#3
These kind of threads suck.
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Women belong in the kicthen baking delicious cakes for me.
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Women belong in the kicthen baking delicious cakes for me.

Mwahahaha...little does he know...

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#9
black guys are all criminals

women are inferior

jews are greedy and love money more than anything

japanese guys are geniuses

asian guys have tiny dicks

scottish people are all ginger and say "Hoots man!" all the time

The welsh shag sheep

The english are born with sticks up their arses

french women are hot

the french are all snooty

mexicans are lazy

americans are fat/lazy/stupid/ignorant

brazillian women have the biggest arses

germans are selfish lovers

all swedish chicks are massively busty blondes

gays are all effeminate fairies

Lesbians are all butch man-wannabes.

greek men are great lovers

Shit, I could go on for days with bullshit generalisations with little/no basis in fact

edit: thought of more

The Irish are all drunkards

Aussies are all boorish drunkards
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#10
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french women are hot



French women don't shave.
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can't stand public showers
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That all men are created equal. I mean, what's that all about? :/



Some are just more equal than others
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scottish people say "Hoots man!" all the time



Sometimes I wish we did.
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Scottish and Dutch people are greedy
I just need about $3.50
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#22
Americans (USA) are fat, backwards, conservative, gun-toting, racist, homophobic, greedy, ignorant, lazy bastards.
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