#1
3 days to go, and i'm on an island.

Any ideas?
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YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
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#2
a vacuum cleaner
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#4
iron
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Squirrels are fluffy bits of gay.


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My penis is so big it has its own hands.
#5
Quote by ValoRhoads
Jewlery
/thread


No jewlers on the island, it sucks.
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
//////////////////////////////////////HEALTH
#6
A Portable propane stove top burner, so she can cook for you on said Island

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Ibanez GRX20
Baron Acoustic
Peavey Valveking 112
Roland Cube 15
Dunlop Crybaby From Hell
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#8
Quote by Awaken
A Portable propane stove top burner, so she can cook for you on said Island


It's not that bad, just a total lack of decent shops and things to do.

Seriously, any ideas that aren't related to domestic things? I really need some ideas.

Edit:
Or sex toys


:sigh:
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
//////////////////////////////////////HEALTH
#9
For a laugh I bought my mum a dildo.

She beat me over the head with it and made me take it back to the shop.
Sat in a lab, curing diseases. They actually LET me play with chemicals!
#10
what the hell are you doing on an island in the first place
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#11
Buy a time machine, go back a week and order her some perfume from online.
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can't stand public showers
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people in public showers make fun of my big dick


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i would if pee pee was bigger


#12
Quote by nativerocker
what the hell are you doing on an island in the first place


Born here. It's like craggy island from Father Ted. As soon as i can, i'm out of here, but for the moment i'm stuck.
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
//////////////////////////////////////HEALTH
#13
Quote by sg255
Born here. It's like craggy island from Father Ted. As soon as i can, i'm out of here, but for the moment i'm stuck.


In that case set up a funfair for her using a garden bench as a ferris wheel and have a wet t-shirt competition
Quote by nightraven
can't stand public showers
and yes i do have a small penis



Quote by thewho182
people in public showers make fun of my big dick


Quote by kyle33093
i would if pee pee was bigger


#14
Quote by Neillya1
In that case set up a funfair for her using a garden bench as a ferris wheel and have a wet t-shirt competition


it's my mum!!!

Off topic, there should be a father ted group/thread, I've got every episode, and i love it.
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
//////////////////////////////////////HEALTH
#16
Quote by sg255
it's my mum!!!

Off topic, there should be a father ted group/thread, I've got every episode, and i love it.


make one
93% of teenagers listen to rap music,if you are part of the 7% who listen to good music, put this in your siggy