I saw an ad with that soccer legend Pele a few years ago and it was funnE. Please somebody help me google for it, I can't find it. It went like "Do you have a hard time getting it up, which of course I, the most masculine man ever, do not have a hard time with, then Viagra is good for you, but then again I don't need it cus I sleep with millions of women all the time". I wanna laugh at it again.
Quote by ChrisN
...but before our bassist moved on to bass, he played guitar. He was trying to learn barre chords. To make his fingers stay, he sellotaped his whole hand to the fret board.
Then he got cramp and couldn't get the tape of without scissors.