#1
i have homework out the butt right now, and it's mainly from my dyke english teacher. i have a newspaper project thing for A Midsummer Night's Dream due tomorrow, and i need two or three comics for it. i already came up with one, and i was wondering if someone could help me out with another.

#3
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"why did you kill yourself?"

how did the dead man answer?

This is Larry The If you click him, he will give you magic powers.
srsly.


If you are not willing to die for the perfect s'more, Then you don't deserve a s'more at all.
#4
Quote by AlecMag
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"why did you kill yourself?"

how did the dead man answer?

Because he's ACTING. Very, very badly.
#7
"boy, dont i feel like an ass."

get it? puns ftw!
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Because he's ACTING. Very, very badly.


i don't get it.

This is Larry The If you click him, he will give you magic powers.
srsly.


If you are not willing to die for the perfect s'more, Then you don't deserve a s'more at all.
#9
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#10
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i don't get it.

His acting is so bad, he won't shut up when supposed to be dead.
#11
What about the guy who turns into a donkey?

Have him and a woman talking and she goes
"Oh X, why do you have to be such an ass?"
and he goes
"ITS NOT MY FAULT! I WOKE UP LIKE THIS!"

Just an idea...
#12
Quote by Mask_Of_Sanity
What about the guy who turns into a donkey?

Have him and a woman talking and she goes
"Oh X, why do you have to be such an ass?"
and he goes
"ITS NOT MY FAULT! I WOKE UP LIKE THIS!"

Just an idea...

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#13
Um... I dont remember the play too well... You can have one other guy saying "WHY DONT YOU BELIEVE THAT I SAW DWARVES AND PIXIES AT THE BAR I WENT TO?!"
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how's that?



What the fuck is that? Is he a freaking werewolf?
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#18
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What the fuck is that? Is he a freaking werewolf?

no retard he's an ass


jk
#19
"dyke english teacher"
How dare you use 'dyke' as a derogatory term because your academic capabilities are lacking?
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

-Matthew Arnold

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
#20
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"dyke english teacher"
How dare you use 'dyke' as a derogatory term because your academic capabilities are lacking?

what else am i supposed to use?

EDIT: how is "dyke" not derogatory?
#21
Quote by frottage
what else am i supposed to use?

EDIT: how is "dyke" not derogatory?

Is your English teacher a lesbian? Does her sexuality have any influence over the amount of homework you seem to be too stupid to complete? Pray tell.
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

-Matthew Arnold

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
#22
Quote by Dinkydaisy
Is your English teacher a lesbian? Does her sexuality have any influence over the amount of homework you seem to be too stupid to complete? Pray tell.

no, she looks like a normal woman and is married with three children. words like "gay" and "dyke" are common insults for me. and i do complete all my homework. i have an A in that class. maybe you don't agree with calling her that, but if you had her, you'd hate her.
#23
Quote by frottage
no, she looks like a normal woman and is married with three children. words like "gay" and "dyke" are common insults for me. and i do complete all my homework. i have an A in that class. maybe you don't agree with calling her that, but if you had her, you'd hate her.

So you insult homosexuals because you don't like your teacher? I've matured enough to not hate my teachers, and while I might not get along with the woman were I to ever meet her, I wouldn't describe her as a homosexual as if it's some awful, heinous thing.
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

-Matthew Arnold

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
#24
Quote by frottage
words like "gay" and "dyke" are common insults for me.


I have "dyke" friends who would kick your head in for that.
#25
Quote by Dinkydaisy
So you insult homosexuals because you don't like your teacher? I've matured enough to not hate my teachers, and while I might not get along with the woman were I to ever meet her, I wouldn't describe her as a homosexual as if it's some awful, heinous thing.

well, it's not like i mean to insult gays, but if i do, oh well. i also call people jews and the n-word, but whatever. and i don't actually hate her; i don't hate anyone, i just don't get along with her at all.
#26


What a bunch of dykes they are.
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#28
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I have "dyke" friends who would kick your head in for that.

That's what she said.
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#29
i'm attempting to bump this thread for more help on my project, rather than create a whole new thread. i'm having a lot of trouble with a Letter to the Editor and an Advice Column for the newspaper now. i have zero creativity. help?
#30
is your teacher hot?
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