#1
Some people have had some crazy injuries. I've had my share of mine. I'll share my worst:

About a year ago me and my friend decided to make a molotov cocktail and and blow it up behind my house. We used a used wine bottle and gasoline. It didn't turn out well. I had third degree burns all over my legs and arms. I spent 3 weeks in the hospital and a month out of school.

Bad news: I couldn't play guitar for a month.
Good news: I didn't get burned "down there" if you know what I mean

Any other crazy injuries?
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Broken clavicle.
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#4
Sprained wrist twice. Once skateboarding, the other time I was on my friend's shoulders and he threw me off. Never had a worse injury
#6
Broke 2 ribs, one wrist and my clavicle, all at the same time. Some noob passed on the back of my skis with his snowboard, lost control and I fell head-first and I finally hugged a tree.
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i busted my collarbone so bad i had surgery
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not really crazy but i droped a glass bottle on the floor and when it broke it sent tons of glass into my ankle, i still remember getting the stiches.. and i was like maybe 5 not sure
#9
well.....my brain exploded when hearing about your INCREDIBLY stupid injury......lol
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im happy i didnt broke anything yet, but had some spectacular falls with my bike.Imagine a 45 angle slope and sand in the 90 degree curve at the bottom.i think thats the worse.but o almost crushed my balls while riding my bike.went into a sewer hole and ...yeah....but nothing bad happened.
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I got this nasty paper cut yesterday...it was a bleeder

And I seem to break fingers pretty often in the summer which sucks cuz then I can't play guitar
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I've broken my arm a few times, but the worst was when my gut burst. Never known pain like it. It was in the summer holiday, and I still missed a couple of months when school started and it took a long time to get back to full fitness.
#13
Not that bad of an injury, but still a good story.

So, in science class two years ago, we made root beer. I was taking home my bottle, and didnt realize that it must have been shaken up a lot. So, I set it down on the ground (hot pavement) for about two minutes, turned around and was about to pick it up. Like, my hand was.............................................................................................................This close to it, and Boom! It exploded. Shot a piece of glass all the way through my wrist. By all the way, I mean through one side, and out the other. Good thing was, I was really close to the nurses office (I was at school), so I got it taken care of. Crazy though. Ive still got a scar on one side of the wrist.
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2 years ago i was walking home form school in the winter. i tripped and fell into a snowbank..apparently there was a broken beer bottle logged into the ground and my leg fell right into it. Its about 20 cm long and went in an inch deep. i got about 40 stitches. and got about 15 needles in me.
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Nothing major. I've has lots of cuts and bruises, sprained so many bones its untrue, and i've not broken a bone yet. I've burnt myself with hot fat before using a grill on my old cooker, went all over my chest and made a very nasty mess.
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I broke my arm... It was all messed up and I went into surgery twice. I now have a titanium plate in there. If you rub your fingers up my arm you can feel the screws. It's great for girls.
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I was playing with my friends lighter (in a bank no less) when I went to light it. The whole thing engulfed in flames. I tried everything I could think of to put it out(smothering etc.). Eventually I ran out of the bank. Running at least kept the flames more or less off of my hand(like when the light people on fire for stunts they run around) to bad they had 2 of those really slow electric doors. I made it past the second one to the outside. Threw it and looked down at my hand. The tops of my right hand fingers and a bit of my knuckles area was burned really bad. 2nd degree I think is what they said. It wasn't just irritated. Several layers of skin were gone. Was all red and fleshy. Anyways. After this came huge blisters that looked like the carrier flood in halo. orly more see through. The blisters were about the size of 2 pens stacked one on top of the other vertically on all 4 of my fingers. (My thumb was fine) I had some guaze on it for about 4 months. But I stilled played my guitar. Hard to pick with hardly any response in my hand.(I could barely move it, and I never felt any pain at all. Even the day after. No pain what so ever. they gave me some Tylenol 3 that I never used.) I recently was asked about it and forgot which hand it was. It healed real nice.

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#18
Twisted hip bones. Permanent pain in my lower back. Hooray.
#19
I broke my arm playin football. GO the cast of then broke it a week later. Other than that got a cut on my head that bleed so much that my entire face/tshirt was properly dripping with blood but thankfully nothing worse than them *touches wood in a non sexual fashion*
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Grade 2 concussion.

Fight that finished with me meeting the brick wall.
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ripped my left pinky toe basically off.. it was hanging by a piece of skin - then they stitched it back on
#22
I caught my finger in a machine alot like this:
its a device which bends metal rods into 90 degree angles.

Needless to say, the machine crushed my finger and ripped off the skin from the top I cried. I was 14.


I also broke my hand in a fight...wasn't so savage.

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My worst one is seriously disgusting so I'll just skip on to the next worse- I cracked my tailbone snowboarding a few years ago.


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#24
I dislocated my neck once.

I've had heaps of injuries, just never bad ones. Well, not really bad ones.
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Some people have had some crazy injuries. I've had my share of mine. I'll share my worst:

About a year ago me and my friend decided to make a molotov cocktail and and blow it up behind my house. We used a used wine bottle and gasoline. It didn't turn out well. I had third degree burns all over my legs and arms. I spent 3 weeks in the hospital and a month out of school.

Bad news: I couldn't play guitar for a month.
Good news: I didn't get burned "down there" if you know what I mean

Any other crazy injuries?

i was just thinking of this story. and then i read it and was surprised, i didnt realize you had made this thread haha.

mine isnt major. i broke my wrist once. but i wasnt playing guitar yet, so no big loss.
#26
i sprained a ligament in my knee..i was on crutches and meds for like a week.

thats about it.
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My worst one is seriously disgusting so I'll just skip on to the next worse- I cracked my tailbone snowboarding a few years ago.


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Nearly broke mine. I pulled the muscle attached to it that it nearly broke my tailbone. Still have pains, and it happened a year ago.

Soccer screwed up my knee. I always have problems with it.

Worst injury: fell off a bunk bed, my head smacked the corner of a wall. Left an indent in the corner (it was a metal corner) and I got a nasty scar on the back of my head. I think it explains why I am such an idiot lol
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about 3 months ago I was at work and I was pulling wall partition. I felt something go wrong in my hand, but it didn't hurt that bad so I originally thought it was nothing.

3 months, 15 doctors, xrays and an mri later I might have nerve damage.

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Dislocated knee with torn ligaments a little over two years ago. I had to have surgery, and walking around the school with crutches sucked balls. And to my luck, I messed my knee up again last December. I had to use crutches again, which was awful because the high shcool is so big. I had to have surgery again, but atleast I got out of school for a couple of weeks.
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