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I need $300 in two weeks. Me and my friend have a bet. No actual jobs. You can do odd jobs just not REAL jobs. Anything illegal is out. No "Sexual Favours". Any ideas Pit? Help me win a bet here. Loser gives all their money to the other person.
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#2
sexual favours, its the only way.
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#5
sit on your ass and make $0. then after he busts his ass for a week, give him the 0 dollars that you made.

lazyness+comedy. its a win win.
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Quote by Zugunruhe
sit on your ass and make $0. then after he busts his ass for a week, give him the 0 dollars that you made.

lazyness+comedy. its a win win.


goddamm thats genius!!
#7
Donate sperm. Quick cash and quick pleasure. Doesn't get any better than that
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Quote by Zugunruhe
sit on your ass and make $0. then after he busts his ass for a week, give him the 0 dollars that you made.

lazyness+comedy. its a win win.


I'll give props to that one. I give it about a 9.0 on my scale.
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Sell half a testicle for 25,000.


DUH.
S m 0 0 k e w e e d & Live life bro.


#13
Donate blood?????

Sell some old sh*t?

Seriously, you need the pit to help you with this?
All your gonna get are "Donate sperm" or "***** yourself"...
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Quote by majonior
oh ****! sperm donation! i do that every night for free


Touche man. Touche
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Quote by majonior
oh ****! sperm donation! i do that every night for free

Yeah, to Pamela HANDerson...


TS, do what Zugunruhe said.
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sperm donation usually takes over a month to actually get paid, and you can't masturbate or have sex for several weeks, also they are very very selective. Plus thats only $100 on average.
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Quote by Zugunruhe
sit on your ass and make $0. then after he busts his ass for a week, give him the 0 dollars that you made.

lazyness+comedy. its a win win.

I don't know if you realize how good an idea this is.
#20
Make a bet with someone (with actual cash) that you can piss on something and not piss off the owner. Then make a lesser bet with the owner that you can piss over it and not get piss on it, and if you do you will give him money. Then he will, and he will happily collect the money, and you will make money off of the other sucker. I don't know if it would work, but I always thought it would be funny to try.
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Quote by mclies
Make a bet with someone (with actual cash) that you can piss on something and not piss off the owner. Then make a lesser bet with the owner that you can piss over it and not get piss on it, and if you do you will give him money. Then he will, and he will happily collect the money, and you will make money off of the other sucker. I don't know if it would work, but I always thought it would be funny to try.


Thats really effn complicated...he should just go around collecting wooden shipping pellets. Most ppl buy them for ten bucks a pop but u need to find some(or aquire some) and then haul them
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#26
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1. Get a job
2. Blow your manager
3. ??????
4. Profit!


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...and it doesn't work I would know.
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...and it doesn't work I would know.

You just pwnt yourself.
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Quote by Zugunruhe
sit on your ass and make $0. then after he busts his ass for a week, give him the 0 dollars that you made.

lazyness+comedy. its a win win.


Holy ****! I think Zugunruhe is a genius.

Seriously, funniest and best idea of all time.
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#29
Mowing lawns/yardwork is a good way. 15 lawns at $20/lawn and you're good.

Sperm donation is also good, but then you spend the rest of your life wondering if you have a child out there somewhere...
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Holy ****! I think Zugunruhe is a genius.

Seriously, funniest and best idea of all time.
was that a sly attempt to get sigged? i only sig personal insults and serious defamations of my character. complements just dont cut it.

that said, yes, i am a genius.
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#31
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was that a sly attempt to get sigged? i only sig personal insults and serious defamations of my character. complements just dont cut it.

that said, yes, i am a RAVING HOMOSEXUAL WHO LOVES DILDOES RARGHAGAHAAGHAHA.

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nice one.
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#34
sell your penis powder on ebay. all u gotta do is put some baking soda on a ziplock and shape it into jesus' face. trust me it works
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Quote by Zugunruhe
was that a sly attempt to get sigged? i only sig personal insults and serious defamations of my character. complements just dont cut it.

that said, yes, i am a genius.


In all seriousness, I didn't want sigged. I am way too awesome to be confined to someones sig.
Guitar:
Epiphone Les Paul Standard
Amplifier:
Fender Blues Junior - Eminence Red, White and Blues
Effects:
Fulltone OCD
Electro-Harmonix Nano Small Stone
Ibanez DE-7 Delay/Echo
Dunlop Crybaby
Electro-Harmonix Big Muff Pi
#36
Go to an area with a large body of water and people frequently passing by. Make a lot of commotion about being able to live underwater for 20 minutes. get people to give you a lot of money because "its extremely hard", once everyone gets worked up, enthusiastic, and you have enough money just jump in the water and swim away. It worked for my uncle.
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sell $2 stuff for $2.50 heheheheh

1. profit
2. you'll be a rebel!
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nice one.

Its all for the sake of fun and lulz.
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#40
Damn.
I waltz into the topic, thinking I can provide an easy answer like "sexual favors" or "sell your dildos for easy $$$" but unfortunately this guy seems to want fake answers that won't get him anywhere.
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