#1
So my girlfriend saids that nothing is too sour for her, so I challenged her on that. So I need a list of the sourest candy you can think of, or anything else that is sour?
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#9
blow job. Don't shower for a few days first.

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#11
blow job. Don't shower for a few days first.


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#13
Warheads, definately.
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#14
Warheads kicked ass.
Once I had these egg shaped things with gum, but to get to the gum you had to go through the extremely sour coating, it was like warheads x 2
#15
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blow job. Don't shower for a few days first.

and dont forget to eat asparagus broccoli and lemons before hand
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For Christ sake she probably couldn't get to the center of a Tootsie Pop let alone suck your **** properly. Just get someone your own age you tosser.
#17
eat only warheads and onions and asparagus for like 2 weeks, then get a blowjob
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#18
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#20
well, everyone beat me to it..warheads
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#22
Numb drops. Worse than warheads.
How I wish, how I wish
That the world, that the world
Had just one
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#23
maybe you can take the sour powder from like skittles and sour patch kids and coat them all over the sourest warheads
#24
Warheads, and sour skittles all at once.
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#25
Warheads don't really taste sour to me, they just taste like salty burny terrible-ness. Until you get through the outer coating and to the delicious center.
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#26
warheads
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#27
Am I the only one who doesn't really find Warheads all that sour? They are more sweet to me, or tangy.

There's this one thing in stores around me called Toxic Waste, it's pretty sour but whatever I'm just saying it for variety.
#28
Yeah, warheads apparently aren't sour to her.
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#29
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maybe you can take the sour powder from like skittles and sour patch kids and coat them all over the sourest warheads


Once, I aged a bag of sour skittles for 8 months, after I opened the bag, all of the sour coating complined with the skittles, and I had a huge ball of sour with skittles inside it. It was so sour, my tongue and gums started to bleed.
#30
that "sour" is citric acid. And you can buy that alone if your girlfriend wants to eat it. Tell her to eat a lime dipped in citric acid. She wont take more than 10 secs. of it. Also Toxic Waste and War Heads arent that sour at all.
#31
I got bored in chemistry and decided to taste the Hydrochloric Acid one time. Pretty damn sour, one of the better "taste tests" I had in that class.
#32
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Once, I aged a bag of sour skittles for 8 months, after I opened the bag, all of the sour coating complined with the skittles, and I had a huge ball of sour with skittles inside it. It was so sour, my tongue and gums started to bleed.

thats brutal
#33
vitamin C tablets. just get a jar of vitamin C from a drugstore or grocery store and make them into powder. or just tell her she has to bite into them and crunch them up when she eats them.

or you could just make her eat a lemon?
#34
haha my uncle gave my mom candy like 5 times more sour than a warhead but once it touches salivait foams and you cant get it out of your mouth.

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#35
just try to order some of that concentrated sour stuff they use in candy
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#36
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I got bored in chemistry and decided to taste the Hydrochloric Acid one time. Pretty damn sour, one of the better "taste tests" I had in that class.


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