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#1


LOOK AT THIS MOTHER****ER

THIS ***** RIGHT HERE IS THE BEST POKEMON A TRAINER CAN HAVE
FIRST OF ALL, IT'S A ****ING DINOSAUR. DON'T ****ING LIE, EVERY ONE OF YOU HAS WANTED A DINOSAUR AT ONE POINT OR ANOTHER. AND NOW YOU CAN HAVE ONE HOLY ****.

BUT THAT'S NOT ALL. THIS ***** CAN ****ING FLY. YOU WANT TO GET TO THE NEXT CITY? WALKING IS FOR PUSSIES, REAL MEN FLY ON ****ING DINOSAURS. AND LOOK AT ITS WINGS

THEY ARE ****ING PALM LEAVES

OTHER FLYING TYPES USE WINGS LIKE PUSSIES, BUT THIS ****ER ACTUALLY FLIES ON LEAVES. BUT THERE'S MORE. I KNOW, HOLY ****.

THIS MOTHER****ER HAS IT'S OWN FOOD SUPPLY. SEE THOSE THINGS UNDER IT'S NECK? THOSE ARE ****ING BANANAS. OH MY GOD ****ING DINOSAUR NECK BANANAS THOSE THINGS MUST BE ****ING DELICIOUS.

SERIOUSLY, IT'S A ****ING DINOSAUR, IT FLIES YOU PLACES, AND IF YOU HAVE ONE YOU'LL NEVER GO HUNGRY AGAIN.

THAT'S WHY TROPIUS IS THE BEST POKEMON EVER.
#2
Quote by HelpTravesty


BUT THAT'S NOT ALL. THIS ***** CAN ****ING FLY. YOU WANT TO GET TO THE NEXT CITY? WALKING IS FOR PUSSIES, REAL MEN FLY ON ****ING DINOSAURS. AND LOOK AT ITS WINGS

THEY ARE ****ING PALM LEAVES

OTHER FLYING TYPES USE WINGS LIKE PUSSIES, BUT THIS ****ER ACTUALLY FLIES ON LEAVES. BUT THERE'S MORE. I KNOW, HOLY ****.

THIS MOTHER****ER HAS IT'S OWN FOOD SUPPLY. SEE THOSE THINGS UNDER IT'S NECK? THOSE ARE ****ING BANANAS. OH MY GOD ****ING DINOSAUR NECK BANANAS THOSE THINGS MUST BE ****ING DELICIOUS.



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Last edited by Hirschberger at May 6, 2008,
#3
My Charizard would rape that thing.

FIRE >>>>>>>>>> GRASS.
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#5
lol i had fun reading that

who asked you?
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#6
inbe4 *reported*

EDIT: FYI I didn't report it

And yes, that was directed at "HelpTravesty", you bitch plug.
Last edited by IloveMIDGETS! at May 6, 2008,
#7
i love those videos, theres one about a brick
i cant find them though, link?
Quote by H4t3BR33D3R
fourteen?
For Christ sake she probably couldn't get to the center of a Tootsie Pop let alone suck your **** properly. Just get someone your own age you tosser.
#10
Damn that pear...

i used to call Tropius "Banana-chin" back when I played Pokemon.
45 days without my precious UG...
CURSE YOU LOLWUT PEAR!!!

Quote by eggo_boi_15
Arnt the first few things anyone learns on a guitar is

1. Nirvana - smells like teen spirit
2. Prince - Smoke on the water
3. White stripes - seven nation army
#11
As funny as this thread is, I have to report it, so *reported*
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#13
I reckon the only reportable here is the pear. The TS makes perfect sense!!! LONG LIVE BANANA-CHIN!!!
45 days without my precious UG...
CURSE YOU LOLWUT PEAR!!!

Quote by eggo_boi_15
Arnt the first few things anyone learns on a guitar is

1. Nirvana - smells like teen spirit
2. Prince - Smoke on the water
3. White stripes - seven nation army
#16
Quote by IloveMIDGETS!
HelpTravesty, have you even bothered to read my edit?

No, and I don't care. Threats are worse than the actual thing.

EDIT: +, you're an April '08 so I have to assume you're kissing someones ass. Much love babe.
Last edited by HelpTravesty at May 6, 2008,
#17
wtf u talkin about willis? i said "inbe4 reported' which means I thought this thread would get reported so fast that I wanted to say I could post before it was reported. not that I had reported it. you booshdag.
EDIT: yeah u sure have a bragworthy join date there, ranger dip****. I joined in 06, got banned, made this. Go ahead, ban this one too, I make accounts weekly.
#20
Quote by ranova
So i heard u lik teh Mudkipz?


Tropius' grass type attacks do 2x damage against Mudkip, because he is Ground/Water. MUDKIP FAILS.
45 days without my precious UG...
CURSE YOU LOLWUT PEAR!!!

Quote by eggo_boi_15
Arnt the first few things anyone learns on a guitar is

1. Nirvana - smells like teen spirit
2. Prince - Smoke on the water
3. White stripes - seven nation army
#22
My bad. Tropius does 1.5x damge then.
45 days without my precious UG...
CURSE YOU LOLWUT PEAR!!!

Quote by eggo_boi_15
Arnt the first few things anyone learns on a guitar is

1. Nirvana - smells like teen spirit
2. Prince - Smoke on the water
3. White stripes - seven nation army
#25
zach throws in BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON

the world implodes
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fourteen?
For Christ sake she probably couldn't get to the center of a Tootsie Pop let alone suck your **** properly. Just get someone your own age you tosser.
#27
Quote by HelpTravesty
Now you win.


Charizard's been winning the whole time.

Seriously.
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You put parentheses in parentheses. I...I...I think I love you.

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#29
Quote by HelpTravesty


Sorry .

oh yeah well


dammit....


^wow...how smart of you
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fourteen?
For Christ sake she probably couldn't get to the center of a Tootsie Pop let alone suck your **** properly. Just get someone your own age you tosser.
#30
Quote by IloveMIDGETS!
i love how i admitted to being a multi and no one noticed

or did I?...

<.<
>.>

I'm not a reporting rent-a-mod like you. Say, "Thank you HelpTravesty."
#32
I want to add that this thread is ****in' awesome.

Like, I don't play pokemon often anymore, but it made me laugh really hard.

Don't delete it, think of it as a shrine. To Tropius.
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#33
YU-GI-OH FAILS!!!

45 days without my precious UG...
CURSE YOU LOLWUT PEAR!!!

Quote by eggo_boi_15
Arnt the first few things anyone learns on a guitar is

1. Nirvana - smells like teen spirit
2. Prince - Smoke on the water
3. White stripes - seven nation army
#34
Quote by Schnitzel_Man
YU-GI-OH FAILS!!!

no
all card games like this fail after you're 10
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fourteen?
For Christ sake she probably couldn't get to the center of a Tootsie Pop let alone suck your **** properly. Just get someone your own age you tosser.
#36
Quote by led/head
no
all card games like this fail after you're 10


Pfft. I don't care what you think.
45 days without my precious UG...
CURSE YOU LOLWUT PEAR!!!

Quote by eggo_boi_15
Arnt the first few things anyone learns on a guitar is

1. Nirvana - smells like teen spirit
2. Prince - Smoke on the water
3. White stripes - seven nation army
#38
Quote by bowdyyz69


rapidash would own tropius,

his attacks would be super effective


That is correct. But can rapidash FLY?
45 days without my precious UG...
CURSE YOU LOLWUT PEAR!!!

Quote by eggo_boi_15
Arnt the first few things anyone learns on a guitar is

1. Nirvana - smells like teen spirit
2. Prince - Smoke on the water
3. White stripes - seven nation army
#40
Quote by bowdyyz69


rapidash would own tropius,

his attacks would be super effective

TROPIUS HAS MOTHER****ING FRUIT ON ITS NECK.
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