#1
Standard points: 4,3,2 failure to submit -1

Teh Rulez:

1 - Any length (as long as it fits in a PM)
2 - Any subject/theme
3 - Any format Lyrics/Poetry/Prose/ShortStory
4 - ALL words must be 5 letters long or LESS. No exceptions.

Sign-ups will go fast.
Submit to me via PM (Old system is preferred) I'll mark with a * when received.
Jamie and Sam already declared in on the Contest Ideas thread.
All others post and say: in


Teh Playahz:
  • Jamie*
  • Sam*
  • SYK*
  • Steve²*
  • Zach*
  • Bleed
  • Fate*
  • Bard
  • Steve
  • Dylan*
  • Pump*



Due Date:
Friday May 11th
10:00pm Eastern Daylight Time (US)

I'm not your mama. Figure out how that translates to your own time zone.
Meadows
Quote by Jackal58
I release my inner liberal every morning when I take a shit.
Quote by SK8RDUDE411
I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
Last edited by SomeoneYouKnew at May 12, 2008,
#2
not to sound like a noob here, but how exactly do you win?
TheBurningFish wrote:
I don't mean to generalise but I don't believe the average Coldplay fan is a massive musical theory nut.


FS/FT: Cort SP1 Stratocaster
Zoom GFX5 fx processor
Washburn BD40 amp
$100 each OBO
#8
skin tight leather pants


1. That took way too much time.
2. you used a word too long for the event.


3. i may fail, but i will give this comp a shot.

Gear:
Partscaster/Tele into a bunch of pedals, a Maz 18 head, and a Z Best cab.
#10
i am with no power here. but there is no word in my forum land that is less than <5, so you will have to learn on your own where I rule.

Gear:
Partscaster/Tele into a bunch of pedals, a Maz 18 head, and a Z Best cab.
#12
Acstc gitar?

I'm in, but whoa that's a quick due date. Don't count your eggs too soon on this one.
Filth, pure filth... That's what you are.
#15
You buncha little whiners! You know a real prick would say you knew the due date when you signed on to this damned thing. But for reasons that escape me, I'm not saying that.

Done. Sunday. But get them in by the new due. Don't make me break my foot off in yo ass.
Meadows
Quote by Jackal58
I release my inner liberal every morning when I take a shit.
Quote by SK8RDUDE411
I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
#17
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew


Done. Sunday. But get them in by the new due. Don't make me break my foot off in yo ass.


I'm trying to decide on which of the resulting injuries would be most painful. On reflection loosing a foot would be, so Monday should be alright with you then...



It'll be in your inbox by Sunday, just so you don't lose your foot, I'd rather you break it off on some pit-scum.
Filth, pure filth... That's what you are.
#19
In.
Ain't Nuthin' But a UG Thang: Generic member of the UG Hip Hop/Guitar Music Equality Illuminati

Quote by mydarkesthour

It seems like UG is full of those Caveman Metalheads

Quote by mydarkesthour
I meant caveman as in long haired....


#23
Sent.
Ain't Nuthin' But a UG Thang: Generic member of the UG Hip Hop/Guitar Music Equality Illuminati

Quote by mydarkesthour

It seems like UG is full of those Caveman Metalheads

Quote by mydarkesthour
I meant caveman as in long haired....


#24
Quote by The Hurt Within
I'm trying to decide on which of the resulting injuries would be most painful. On reflection loosing a foot would be, so Monday should be alright with you then...



It'll be in your inbox by Sunday, just so you don't lose your foot, I'd rather you break it off on some pit-scum.
No pain for me losing a foot, Steve. I lost the real one in bowels of a troll. Since then they've all been prosthetics. But they are expensive. I'd rather not, although I have a spare if need be.


The time grows short, my friends. Log off. Take ten minutes and write the piece. Then log back on and send it in. ... or at least take five.
Meadows
Quote by Jackal58
I release my inner liberal every morning when I take a shit.
Quote by SK8RDUDE411
I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
#25
^ I'm writing my thesis. Leave me alone.

Gear:
Partscaster/Tele into a bunch of pedals, a Maz 18 head, and a Z Best cab.
#26
Quote by roamingbard13
^ I'm writing my thesis. Leave me alone.
A thesis on UG. How interesting!


*grabs block of wood and knife*
*begins carving*
Meadows
Quote by Jackal58
I release my inner liberal every morning when I take a shit.
Quote by SK8RDUDE411
I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
#27
This turned out to be a lot harder than I thought it was going to be

Either that, or I made it harder than it needed to be... Either way, I'm not entirely happy with my piece, but I'm sending it anyways.
#29
I'm gonna have to drop. I've got no internet and using it right now in a pub.

Sorry.

I still aim to write a piece, I'll post it in S+L.
Filth, pure filth... That's what you are.