Poll: Who enjoys sex more?
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View poll results: Who enjoys sex more?
Man
175 31%
Woman
165 29%
Mr Blobby
229 40%
Voters: 570.
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#1
I thought we'd have a serious discussion here.
Who gets more pleasure out of sexual intercourse? Man or Woman? Let's just assume for the sake of this thread it's not 'both the same'.
Did I say the word 'serious' in the pit?
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#3
Whoever I'm on top of.
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#4
If I had a vagina and a penis, I'd know.
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Meh, I usually just buy them off the local shaman, unless I'm in the wilderness, where I rely on raw meat to raise my HP.
#8
Yea I think that usually a women would enjoy it more, but we usually take too long so they get sore and just want us to hurry up. This results in us being bored with the whole thing!
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#9
Well seeing how it doesn't take much to stimulate a guy, I'd say men like it more. However, if the man is any good, women like it equally.
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#11
chick, girls orgasms last up to like 2 minutes, guys last up to MAX 20 seconds, average is less than 10 seconds. Not to mention chicks can climax multiple times before they even cum.

They are way better off when it comes to sex.
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#12
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Well, i think its the woman when the guy has to wear a condom... not to say the guy doesnt still enjoy it though

im with acsticrckr89 on this.. sounds about right.. without the condom i think its about even then
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#14
who cares as long as i get my fill.
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Meh, I usually just buy them off the local shaman, unless I'm in the wilderness, where I rely on raw meat to raise my HP.
#16
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Hey! Where is the option for "YOUR MOTHER!"

Your Mother is listed under 'Man'.
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#19
I think it's obvious.

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If it's true love then they should both enjoy it equally.
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#20
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Your Mother is listed under 'Man'.



O SNAP!
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#22
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yeah go for it, i wouldnt get a mile near one...
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yeah go for it, i wouldnt get a mile near one...
Why not? What are you afraid of? They're good fun!
#25
If you wanted a -serious- discussion then why would you include "Mr. Blobby" in the poll knowing full well that the majority of the pit is going to think "lolol i r so votting blobby"
#27
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If you wanted a -serious- discussion then why would you include "Mr. Blobby" in the poll knowing full well that the majority of the pit is going to think "lolol i r so votting blobby"

No-one really takes polls serious anyway. That was just a little extra shit joke I added.
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#28
An orgasm is like a stratocaster. Guys have squiers and chicks have fenders. Ours are cheap and easy to come by, but they do the job. At the end of the day though, theirs are just better.
#29
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I read that as "Multiple nipples" at first and was really confused.
I'd like to post the chick with three tits from Total Recall right now, but I'm sure even blatantly fake rubber boobies would get me hammered.
#30
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No-one really takes polls serious anyway. That was just a little extra shit joke I added.



Well, the problem is that a lot of people wouldn't know. So they pick Mr. Blobby.
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#31
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An orgasm is like a stratocaster. Guys have squiers and chicks have fenders. Ours are cheap and easy to come by, but they do the job. At the end of the day though, theirs are just better.

+1.
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#33
did you honestly expect me to vote for the real options?
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#35
it's like dane cook says about condoms:

she,"how does that feel?"
he,*squeeky whiny voice*"it feels like nothing, it feels like i hate you!"

point being condoms make sex too much work as far as without i'ld have to say men enjoy what we are doing but women enjoy the result much much more...
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#37
erm, honestly i dunno.
question though, why ask all of us? we're virgins.
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