#1
I thought has anyone else ever had bruises or something weird on their penises or even fannys. I once shot my self in the dick with a bb gun and 5 months later a bruise appeared where I shot it and today in the middle of geography class I noticed I had a bruise just above my dick so has this happened to you?
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One time I was getting head from my (now ex) girlfriend, I blew my load in her mouth and she spat it back in my face. Seriously.

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#4


Why the hell did you shoot yourself in the dick with a BB gun?

And...uh...you were looking at your dick in geography class?

Oh, and no, this has never happened to me.
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Why the hell did you shoot yourself in the dick with a BB gun?

And...uh...you were looking at your dick in geography class?

Oh, and no, this has never happened to me.

What he said
#10
Quote by MenziesC
I thought has anyone else ever had bruises or something weird on their penises or even fannys. I once shot my self in the dick with a bb gun and 5 months later a bruise appeared where I shot it and today in the middle of geography class I noticed I had a bruise just above my dick so has this happened to you?


lol... serves ya right i'd say....
#11
No i never got it out I just thought I'd see how my dick was doin in geo and I get naked a rather lot
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One time I was getting head from my (now ex) girlfriend, I blew my load in her mouth and she spat it back in my face. Seriously.

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#12
Quote by MenziesC
today in the middle of geography class I noticed I had a bruise just above my dick so has this happened to you?


#13
Quote by metal4life592


Why the hell did you shoot yourself in the dick with a BB gun?

And...uh...you were looking at your dick in geography class?

Oh, and no, this has never happened to me.


This.
#14
its the worst form of herpes..sorry to break it to you
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