#1
this question has boggled the minds of humans, since we first walked on earth.

up to this day, it is considered one of the most deep and philisophical questions of all time.

scientists and philosophers have both spent their whole lives, pondering, trying to figure it out, but nobody ever has.

some say god has created the question.

others say only ancient unicorns knew the answer. legend has it that one modern day unicorn, called charlie, knew the answer, but was locked in a cave for eternity by the devils own backing band unicorns.

here it is:

which would you prefer to sit on: a warm toilet seat, or a cold one whilst youre taking a dump.

warm toilet seat - pros: its comfortable and calming
cons: you know that somebody, probably a member of your immidiate nuclear family, has had their bare ass resting on the same seat in the last half hour.

cold toilet seat - pros: if your germophobic, or maybe just the fact of knowing that nobody has been sitting on it recently is calming to the mind.
cons: as soon as you sit down you get a sudden rush of freezing cold, that lasts only a few seconds, but feels like years.


so........what do you think....?
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#5
I find cold seats refreshing personally, it's the poor mans version of a cold shower.
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so........what do you think....?


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#7
Um they have heated toilet seat so just cuz its warm doesnt mean it was sat on previously
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#10
who cares? I dont care who sat on the toilet before, i just wanna have a dump
#11
cold, cus im diehard
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others say only ancient unicorns knew the answer. legend has it that one modern day unicorn, called charlie, knew the answer, but was locked in a cave for eternity by the devils own backing band unicorns.



I see what you did there!



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#13
i would def. rather have a cold seat, just knowing one of my family members just finished up right before me is just ewww.
#16
I prefer my tiolet seats on fire. Now thats a mans way to drop his brown torpedoes.
#18
Cold definately. 100% of the time. And add a poll.

and szekelymihai, what are you talking about? I cant understand what youre saying
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Well, to be honest, i really don't give a crap.

I'll **** on the floor if the toilet isn't an option, for all i care.

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