Now that I've got your attention....
Rule #6: Don't make the same thread twice. You can put more than one item in a thread and make it like "all my gear sale". But you can't do "Guitar A" and then when that dies out make another thread on Guitar A. You can sell it individually in one thread, and then when you sell a lot of other crap, mention it too. But you can only make one thread that is designed for its sale and its sale alone. ONE.
I would love to see your dinky.
even though i lol'd before i even clicked the thread. read da rules sir!
At least buy me dinner first, jeez.