#1
"Reynolds, 31, proposed to Johansson after dating for more than a year. This is the first engagement for Johansson and the second for Reynolds, who was engaged to singer Alanis Morissette from 2004-2006. The couple have yet to set a wedding date."
- some news website

"This may be Scarlett Johanssons first engagement but it won't be her last!"
- Me yelling while shaking fist at sky
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#4
You want to take the life of an innocent man for marrying a woman he loves?

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youmakemesmile...

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MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#5
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You want to take the life of an innocent man for marrying a woman he loves?



no, we want to preserve Miss Johansson's innocence. Scarlett must stay pure!

[/creepy]
#8
^ I think your confused, he is marrying the woman I love.
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#11
this thread makes me laugh, all 10 posts...

Quailman ya homo

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youmakemesmile...

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#12
Really? Oh wow. That's cool. They're both hot.

(I love him. He's like.. the best looking guy on the planet)
My name is Marc! Silly username.
#13
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Really? Oh wow. That's cool. They're both hot.

(I love him. He's like.. the best looking guy on the planet)



No he's not, I am!


(expects every pit dweller to follow suit)
#14
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I killed a man once. Mind you, it was only for the lulz, I swear!


We shall do it again...

For more lulz.
#15
Lucky bastard.
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#16
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No he's not, I am!


(expects every pit dweller to follow suit)

It's all fine and dandy 'til you get out your monster-faced penis.
Why isn't it your avatar anymore?
#19
God, I loved 2 Guys a Girl and a Pizza Place...
Terms and Conditions apply.
#20
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God, I loved 2 Guys a Girl and a Pizza Place...



I'm scared to google this.


*does it anyway

hey it's not at all like 2 girls 1 cup
#21
No more time wasting with google, we have a deed to be done, a dirty one, done for next to no monies. A very dirty deed, done dirt cheap. We all must convene, so join...
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#26
Dude, Ryan Reynolds is pretty cool.
I liked Just Friends and Van Wilder.


Don't kill me...
ok, yeah. my name is silly because I signed up when I was 13.

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#29
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Excuse me?

Oh wait...*pit english: on*

lol wut?


Haha nice... you forgot the Mexican though..


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#30
I just goggled 2girl1cup for the first time....

I had seen it mentioned here and wondered....

How.....why.....but....she...poo?

really?

...
Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.

When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace.


-Jimi Hendrix-

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#32
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I killed a man once.

I too killed a man.

I took his life in a darkened room full of drug paraphernalia.

Killed him, with my bare penis.
Our hearts are with Nick Grundy.
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I think AvengedThrice is pretty cool guy, eh raeps kittens to death and doesn't afraid of anything.

He knows me well..
#33
I know a Rob Reynolds you guys can kill
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you sir are epic in every way imaginable

i literally bursted out laughing


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