#1
Today in english we wrote Haiku poems.
well i want to hear UG's Haikus.
(Haikus are three line poems about nature)

Here's mine:
The wind picks up
The open sea becomes violent
Hurricane Rita OH SHI-
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#2
You forgot to mention the syllables

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#4
well my teacher said they dont really matter just that the middle line has to be longest
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#6
your teacher's an idiot.

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#10
I like don't Haikus
They can suck my big harry balls
Refrigerator

So I'll write a real poem about Haikus

Haikus are the laughing stock of all that is great
They have no depth mass or weight
The lines are purely silly comic at best
I could find better in a dead birds nest
This poem I now write for you
is much much better then ANY Haiku
If you happen to not agree
you can get down on your knees and suck on my wee!
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#12
I've never seen such hostility against a simple poem before...

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#13
me niether
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#14
News articles suck
Searches list too many songs
I still love U.G.

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and your teacher is an idiot
#16
I did this for an English assignment a few months ago its about teh metalz

Bone crushing solos
Tremolo bar harmonics
Black amps tear the sky
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