#1
k so heres my story. Last night i was at my girlfriends house and i really needed to use the washroom, badly.

So just as i was about to leave her house her parents offered me dinner, so i couldn't refuse.

Just as everyone sat down at the table, i asked to use the washroom. The mother points to a small room across the kitchen. At the moment i knew there was going to be a problem, i had machine gun farts going on and the whole bowel deal.

Hoping they didn't hear me, I step out of the washroom and come out to see the whole family looking and laughing at me....
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#5
Make some witty remark on the subject and they will think you're a saint.
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Lol.
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#11
well, look on the bright side. i bet it sure lightened the mood a good bit. in a way, it probably made things less awkward
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#12
my most embarassing moment was walking into a brick wall in high school, followed by a 1/2 inch bump on my head and 2 very black eyes, I think your doing just fine

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#13
wow that is pretty embarrassing. what did they say to you, or what happened next?
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Make some witty remark on the subject and they will think you're a saint.

I'm assuming he isn't writing this at the dinner table...
#16
I bet sayin 'you missed" would have wiped the smile clean off their faces

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#17
My mom told me that when I was small in the grocery store I pointed at a black guy and yelled, "Mom, why is he black? Why isn't he white like we are?"

I was embarrassed just hearing that.

Another one recently. I was stoned at a party watching that Sweeny Todd movie. I was paying no attention, and said something along the lines of, "What the hell is wrong with these pale bastards? Are they fucking vampires or something? Go out in the sun for fuck's sake...geez..."

Only to turn my head a see a couch full of "Gothic" kids staring at me like they want to stab me.....
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#18
you should have been like damn no go in there for a while!
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sounds like you have a severe case of the dumbass.....it's quite common in the pit really just sleep it off
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I'm assuming he isn't writing this at the dinner table...


Oh... Right, but I'm sure I would...

"Oh ****!! That was SOOO embarrasing!! BRB lemme whip out my laptop and inform The Pit."
#20
****ing sucks dude, assholes, lol, no pun intended , and i mean that, should have been like, what the f@@k is so funny?
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#21
most embarrassing moment for me, is i was jumping down the stairs at my friends house to get to her basement, and she was walking down right behind me. i jumped the last 6 because i could, and i ended up jumping to far and hit my head on this piece of the ceiling that comes down right before the stairs end. so im hit back, and i fall on top of my friend, and shes just laughing her ass off while im in pain... it was soooo bad...
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#22
I'm not easily embarrassed, because i'm really outgoing, but the first one that comes to mind is one day in our band rehearsal, some one says "this is kind of like a dress rehearsal!" and i go, "what? but i'm not dressed!" and everyone turns with a total "WTF" expression. i meant that i wasn't dressed nicely for the concert.

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