#1
I know nobody is going to give a damn, but I just got a Jackson DXMG Series for 189.63 dlls.

How ? Guitar Center Clearance.

Supposedly these guitar are ****ed up cosmetically, or functionally, or both.

I was with a friend just watching how expensive guitars were damaged. [EHEM, a Fender Jagmaster bass or something like that, it was a special edition, all red, including the neck. From 1500 bucks, to like 400. Of course some idiot apparently tried it on with a crappy strap and the bottom fell, ****ing up the strap nut, along with the whole finish. But still, it looked like a pretty sweet deal too.]

Then I saw this pistol gray Jackson, with EMG's on it and locks, for 170 bucks. The tag said, ORIGINALLY 679.99

I thought, well let's see what did they do to it, and I was AMAZED to see that it was in perfect cosmetic conditions, of course the next train of thought arrived, something must be wrong with it, maybe the pick-ups or the volume knob. Yes the volume knob was loose, so I grabbed it and I tried it. After 10 mins or so I realize it just needed to be tightened. So I bought it and I already fixed it.

Again, nobody gives a damn, but I think I got a sweet deal.

First LUCKY THING EVER in my life. Yay!


PD: I forgot to mention that I KNOW this guitar has been discontinued and that you can get it new for 449.99

BUT still!
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#2
Pics?
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#3
i give a damn! thats tight dude!!!
you are soooooooooooooooo lucky, its like finding a PS3 at goodwill
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#4
I reckon there's worms living inside the guitar or something.

If a deal sounds too good to be true, it probably is.
#7
Nice one! They really threw away a good guitar there, and you got one for dirt cheap! Every one's happy!
#8
Comming up right now!
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#9
That isn't the first lucky thing to happen in your life.
The first lucky thing is that you survived childhood. I just did a genetics chapter in bio, and it is so common and so easy for you to get some sort of genetic disease being a Male, because you only have 1 X chromosome. If that one ****s up, you'll get the disease. Things like hemophilia or duchenne's muscle dystrophia can easily happen to you.


But congrats on the guitar. I got a DK2M myself, plays like a dream. Your's is probably even better.
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#10
Sweet find dude. You can't really go wrong with a Jackson for 170 bucks. I care because I am le jealous
#11
what they didn't tell you, is that hillary duff used that guitar once. because of this tainted residue of non talent that it now reeks of, it was thought to be impossible to sell

...until you walked in the store. I'm sorry, TS.
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#12
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But congrats on the guitar. I got a DK2M myself, plays like a dream. You're is probably even better.

I choked on my drink when I read that.
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That isn't the first lucky thing to happen in your life.
The first lucky thing is that you survived childhood. I just did a genetics chapter in bio, and it is so common and so easy for you to get some sort of genetic disease being a Male, because you only have 1 X chromosome. If that one ****s up, you'll get the disease. Things like hemophilia or duchenne's muscle dystrophia can easily happen to you.



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Those wouldn't happen to be the guitars that got mixed up with that anthrax they were developing?

No, it couldn't be. Never mind.
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#17
The only guitars I ever see damaged and on sale, are crappy cheap ones.
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what they didn't tell you, is that hillary duff used that guitar once. because of this tainted residue of non talent that it now reeks of, it was thought to be impossible to sell

...until you walked in the store. I'm sorry, TS.

Plus, it has syphillis.
I hope you haven't fapped since getting that.
#19
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what they didn't tell you, is that hillary duff used that guitar once. because of this tainted residue of non talent that it now reeks of, it was thought to be impossible to sell

...until you walked in the store. I'm sorry, TS.


This made me laugh so hard, that I even thought it was true. Then I start to cry and run for the donuts.
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#20
I really never rant about anything, but oh man, I tell my friends and they're like yeah cool deal dude. But I know the pit either appreciates or destroys my enjoyment so **** it.


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#21
She sure is a beaut. Naaiiss! I wanna lick it!.... ehem So only the volume knob was loose? I'm gonna cross my fingers for a slightly damaged electric/acoustic...or tube amp!
#22
Hahaha yeah dude.

Actually the volume knobs get loose at least 1 time a year on my ltd. So that's natural, besides that the guitar is really mint, I mean it doesn't even have any pick scratches on the finish.

I'm ****ing psyched about the whole situation!
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#23
Dude, I would be too. I'd be tellin everyone! A volume getting loose is no biggie man, so no worries there. Enjoy that bad boy! I've actually never played a Jackson...!
#25
Sweet deal too man.

Thanks guys.

Yeah. I don't know why people would reject such a beast. I'm shredding it as we speak ***write***
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#27
*whistles*

niice.

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#28
you asshole! i want one of those so badly ( i mena one of those sale-off guitars, not the Jackson)
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#29
To quote The Life of Brian:

Ooh, you lucky bastard.
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I want to try that while playing the opening riff to "Tempting Time".

0-0-0-13-0-0-0-0-13 or something like that alalalala but It;s so heavy and off time and awesome and you could not f**k anyone to it.


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