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#1
hey guys,

i've been doing some inner searching lately, and i've come to realize that every single girl that is reasonable to talk to is a demon woman. theyre all out to get us guys, and i was wondering if anybody had some good stories or comments on the female gender that would prove male domination.

sorry pit girls, i know youre different
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I would have to disagree.
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As much as I would like to agree with you (given my relationship status) you may want to search again.
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BAWWWWWWWW!!!!

Deal with it. There are very few females that are good so if you find one, keep her in a pit in your basement and never let her go.
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#19
Oh stupid, hormone ridden child. Go write an angry song, and realize how wrong you are. Just because you can't get laid at 14 doesn't mean women are evil. Grow up.
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Not true

Most of my best friends are girls.

Edit: And many of them are very attractive.

Same here, actually. I'm good friends with like 5 girls and most of my guy friends tell me regularly that they're hot.
#21
I know it dude

what's worse than the prettiest creatures on earth? not only are they attractive, the smell nice and they're soft and they're fun to talk to and play with


I mean they're really horrible, I don't know how some people handle it


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#23
guys masturbation stance is better than girls
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#28
Right...

Except for the fact that girls would say the same thing about guys, and probably more so? We're all playing the game of competition, everyone wants the best mate they can get. It's nature, suck it up.
However, that doesn't mean people have to go backstabbing people.
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#29
lol you need evidence of male domination?

women nowdays like to act like there men , but if your a real man you'll let them KNOW there NOT. Ive been with my girlfriend for the past 2 years , and I Love her completely and would never mess her about. But she knows her place , as should all women. a woman should never argue with a man unless he is entirely in the wrong , a man is both physically and mentally stronger than a woman , so what gives her the right to act in control? exactly. NEVER let a woman boss you about , god when i see these femenists nowadays makes me wanna break houses.
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lol you need evidence of male domination?

women nowdays like to act like there men , but if your a real man you'll let them KNOW there NOT. Ive been with my girlfriend for the past 2 years , and I Love her completely and would never mess her about. But she knows her place , as should all women. a woman should never argue with a man unless he is entirely in the wrong , a man is both physically and mentally stronger than a woman , so what gives her the right to act in control? exactly. NEVER let a woman boss you about , god when i see these femenists nowadays makes me wanna break houses.

#32
Also, you are all idiots because male sexuality* in general creates a predatory culture that has resulted in rape, molestation, and violence. If girls are reluctant to even touch, let alone hold your grabby hands, be thankful.

*not at all exclusively heterosexual, or applicable to all people, but as a generality, it is true
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I've seen that before, but it was a long time ago.
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#35
I've got a few girl -- friends but they are not evil. Sometimes I wonder why the hell they change and don't act the same. Ehh... whatever.

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#36
its a fact of life men are pigs and women are the devil so i guess get used to it
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lol you need evidence of male domination?

women nowdays like to act like there men , but if your a real man you'll let them KNOW there NOT. Ive been with my girlfriend for the past 2 years , and I Love her completely and would never mess her about. But she knows her place , as should all women. a woman should never argue with a man unless he is entirely in the wrong , a man is both physically and mentally stronger than a woman , so what gives her the right to act in control? exactly. NEVER let a woman boss you about , god when i see these femenists nowadays makes me wanna break houses.

So you assume you're better than females just because you're male? I'll never understand people like you. If you think some girl is using sex to get what she wants, it's because people like you tell her she has nothing else. If you think women are stupid, it's because people like you criticize her for showing any signs of intelligence or independent thought. If you wonder why girls seem to desperately cling to men, it's because people like you teach them they are worthless, powerless. If you wonder why some women are weak, it's because people like you never let them be strong. Go to school tomorrow, and instead of thinking how "evil" all the girls are, look at what you've done to make them that way.*

*However, some girls are just like that for no reason. I don't get it either. And I'm not blaming all men, most guys are nothing like that.
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#38
I'm not sexist at all, i just like the jokes. But seriously, most of my best friends are girls, and i treat my girlfriend like royalty.
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Not true

Most of my best friends are girls.

Edit: And many of them are very attractive.


And more importantly, just friends.

You might want to put some ice on that.
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