#1
So, a friend of mine...


Fails at music.


The other day, he called me a "Thrash Metal Noob." I'd like to make clear that I never claimed to be a fan, but anyway.

I asked him what he considered thrash metal. His response, "METALLICA."

He acts like he's been a fan since birth, but he's been listening to them for maybe 3 months.

And he won't accept that they aren't Thrash Metal.

So, pit, give me peace of mind?
#4
Kick his dog.
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#5
You touch yourself at night, thus the Metallica response.

God, I hate this place.
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You touch yourself at night, thus the Metallica response.

God, I hate this place.


Yeah... am I the only one getting slightly bored...

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#18
Dude. Metallica is thrash. Ever hear of Battery? Their first four albums are thrash, whether you like it or not.

Not only do you fail at music, you fail at life. You're the only jackass I see.
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#20
Metallica up to Black album was thrash? They were one of the ****ing creators of the whole bay thrash scene you dolt. He knows alot more than you.
#21
With their recent 4 albums Metallica can't be called thrash. But their first four albums were monumental thrash albums, and they were enourmous pioneers of the genre. Also, there are other thrash metal bands outside of Metallica.
#22
Early Metallica was the beginning of thrash in San Francisco. Your friend wins. You fails.
#23
I should have noted he's referring to the LATE Metallica.

I'm all for Ride the Lightning >.>
#24
Late Metallica sucks. So you still fail.
They have yet to apologize for St.Anger.
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#26
Aren't they considered one of the 'Big 4' of thrash..? If your not a fan and he calls you a thrash metal n00b does it even matter? Your not even interested in thrash
#27
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ftw.


recommend me some thrash plzkthx. i've got all the metallica albums but st. anger and a few megadeth (KIMB, RIP, CTE).

on topic though, if he's referring to late metallica then yes, you are correct.
#28
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recommend me some thrash plzkthx. i've got all the metallica albums but st. anger and a few megadeth (KIMB, RIP, CTE).

on topic though, if he's referring to late metallica then yes, you are correct.

Get PSBWB, NOW.

And +1 to whoever said Kick his dog.
#29
Metallica 83-88 = THRASH.

Megadeth = Amazing Thrash

Testament = Thrash
Anthrax = Thrash
Exodus = Thrash
Slayer = Thrash
Nuclear Assault = Thrash


I could keep going but I think thats all my favorite Thrash bands.

I'm a huge Thrash fan.

The new Metallica disgusts me =[.
#30
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Metallica 83-88 = THRASH.

Megadeth = Amazing Thrash

Testament = Thrash
Anthrax = Thrash
Exodus = Thrash
Slayer = Thrash
Nuclear Assault = Thrash


I could keep going but I think thats all my favorite Thrash bands.

I'm a huge Thrash fan.

The new Metallica disgusts me =[.

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#31
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Kick his dog.



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#32
Grow up and listen to true metal.

Avenged Sevenfold.
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Grow up and listen to true metal.

Avenged Sevenfold.



wrong, but my sarcasm button DID go off .
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