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Lol,

so I go down stairs to get a drink of water, and i see that my parents are watching the news; Fox news. So as I was drinking, I was listening. They were on the subject of Salvia:

" Salvia: worse for you than lsd"

"Your kid has probably tried it"

and more lies, lies, lies.

It's funny but disturbing at the same time as people are actually believing this. I am not necessarily talking about the salvia part, but other more serious issues that are being blown out of proportion and being eaten up by the public.

Anyone else have any news related lies?
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#2
the news makes money by making disasters.
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#3
Hurricane Katrina. God damn Fox news.
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#4
No-Spin Zone my ass.
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#5
well fox news is generally right, but eveyrone's wrong about salvia. only two people have died from it. well, the one guy didn't technically die. but anyway, that's all to my knowledge. and in both cases, it was the individuals fault for doing something extremely stupid with the salvia. now they're trying to make it illegal.
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#10
I did not watch Fox news, my parents did.

its wrong.

I know.
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they have some funny headlines on the website. i saw one titled "canadian beer drinkers threaten the planet" then there was one called "scientists find a way to turn cockroaches into zombie slaves" theres some more ive seen but i cant think of them
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That's pretty much it though.

Nah. I find some of their anchors hot.
#13
Saliva as in the band?
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well fox news is generally right, but eveyrone's wrong about salvia. only two people have died from it. well, the one guy didn't technically die. but anyway, that's all to my knowledge. and in both cases, it was the individuals fault for doing something extremely stupid with the salvia. now they're trying to make it illegal.



You are incorrect sir. Fox news is generally wrong.
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tv news is always full of crap. once some channel devoted five minutes to some hag's lost prize dog. after they let her talk, they proceeded to talk about the dog's awards.
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#17
i don't see what everyone's problem with fox is. they're the only major news network that isn't biased. ABC, CBS, NBC, they're all extremely liberal.
#18
^ ... and Fox is extremely conservative...
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i don't see what everyone's problem with fox is. they're the only major news network that isn't biased. ABC, CBS, NBC, they're all extremely liberal.


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lol. are you serious?

i actually think so...either that or perhaps he was just being... sarcastic?
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#21
yay fox. huzzah!
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i actually think so...either that or perhaps he was just being... sarcastic?


i hope so.
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#24
I watched Fox News for 15 minutes or so once. They spent the whole time talking about how cool McCain was and briefly mentioned Obama, only mentioning that he was a typical liberal.
#25
Well CNN and everybody else are uber liberal. Fox news is uber conservative. They both have a huge bias. No one really wants to watch unbiased news.
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#27
fox news, jesus, i watch occasionally when msnbc is doing something boring, but my god, i only get angry/frustrated/once almost physically sick from the **** that pours out of there mouths, which i thought was impossible seeing as their heads are miles up their asses


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for the record, i think that salvia is worse for you than lsd.

alright? taht doesnt make it true
#30
fox news just spews out lie after lie.
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Check out Bill O'Reilly interviewing Geraldo Rivera on YouTube- I love his style of arguement: keep getting progressively louder and keep cutting off your guest, and if that fails, start making ridiculous appeals to patriotism. There's a whole bunch of other videos of O'Reilly getting verbally served too- great viewing.
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Well CNN and everybody else are uber liberal. Fox news is uber conservative. They both have a huge bias. No one really wants to watch unbiased news.


precisely, i only catch fox once in a while to help balance out the slantedness of the news i watch
#33
fox news, the war room, and especially Glenn Beck's website are my main sources for news.
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i don't see what everyone's problem with fox is. they're the only major news network that isn't biased. ABC, CBS, NBC, they're all extremely liberal.

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#35
My pops watches Bill O'Rly everyday, he even argues like him too.
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fox news just spews out lie after lie.

you may not like them because they are very far to the right, however the only flat out lie i can think of in recent memory was form Dan Rather on ABC news. (liberal)
#39
erm....thats actually really odd, because salvia is one of the SAFEST drugs out there. less tar, much much shorter high, side effects compared to other drugs are definitely NOT as severe (which i think is the most important part)...its a friggin' sage. its legal, you can go to the f*cking corner store and buy it. I mean, I'm not saying anything the government says is legal is not harmful for you, if that were so alcohol (which is more harmful than pot) would be illegal. but since its more expensive makes more sense to legalize it and make more money no?

but I'm getting off topic. salvia is one of the safer drugs out there. dare I say safer than pot. fox news annoys me

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