#1

I had to do Maths today

it makes me feel gay

I spoke to Josh about lads

and their stupid ****ing canterbury pants

Once I can quit it i will

because it's so ****

Algebra, Volume and Consumer Arithmetic

I want to burn my book-matic

Symetry in nature doesn't exist

I dont know if you noticed

but there is none DICKHEAD

Its awesome when we

calculate the volume of a parallelograms

And look at the back of Sams head

My sexual fantasies involve

Einstein and calculators

I even like to count

the stairs on escalators/Alligators

I like pie

the good kind

not the 3.

14159265368979323846243

it looks like pee

Tell me what you think

written in Maths today

it makes me feel gay

I spoke to Josh about lads

and their stupid ****ing canterbury pants

Once I can quit it i will

because it's so ****

Algebra, Volume and Consumer Arithmetic

I want to burn my book-matic

Symetry in nature doesn't exist

I dont know if you noticed

but there is none DICKHEAD

Its awesome when we

calculate the volume of a parallelograms

And look at the back of Sams head

My sexual fantasies involve

Einstein and calculators

I even like to count

the stairs on escalators/Alligators

I like pie

the good kind

not the 3.

14159265368979323846243

it looks like pee

Tell me what you think

written in Maths today

#2

You just keep playing your guitar, boy..

#3

Wrong forum, put it in the 'songwriting & lyrics' one.

Pretty bad though. My friend wrote a better one 5 minutes before our advanced higher maths exam.

Pretty bad though. My friend wrote a better one 5 minutes before our advanced higher maths exam.

#4

Are you in second grade?

#5

****ing Lads...

#6

****ing Lads...

i agree ****ing lads

#7

Math is a wonderful thing.

Math is a really cool thing.

So get off your ath, let's do some math, math math math math math.

Math is a really cool thing.

So get off your ath, let's do some math, math math math math math.

#8

Math is a wonderful thing.

Math is a really cool thing.

So get off your ath, let's do some math, math math math math math.

The one true maths song. Jables ftw.

#9

Math is a wonderful thing.

Math is a really cool thing.

So get off your ath, let's do some math, math math math math math.

three minus four is?

#10

Math is a really cool thing.

So get off your ath, let's do some math, math math math math math.

TS, why would you ever attempt write a song about math after this? No math song will ever top it.

In all seriousness, songwriting seems not to be your thing...

#11

Math is a really cool thing.

So get off your ath, let's do some math, math math math math math.

I'm going to sing that tommorow whilst all my freinds are doing their Maths exam.

#12

This is the reason mods feel it necessary to block out swear words.

"Let's use swear words! They're cool."

And you might want to see a psychiatrist about why maths is giving you homosexual urges.

"Let's use swear words! They're cool."

I had to do Maths today

it makes me feel gay

And you might want to see a psychiatrist about why maths is giving you homosexual urges.

#13

And you might want to see a psychiatrist about why maths is giving you homosexual urges.

i dunno king, theres something about the number seven that just gets me going.

and dont even get me started on top-heavy fractions *drools*