#1
I had to do Maths today
it makes me feel gay
I spoke to Josh about lads
and their stupid ****ing canterbury pants

Once I can quit it i will
because it's so ****
Algebra, Volume and Consumer Arithmetic
I want to burn my book-matic

Symetry in nature doesn't exist
I dont know if you noticed
but there is none DICKHEAD
Its awesome when we
calculate the volume of a parallelograms
And look at the back of Sams head

My sexual fantasies involve
Einstein and calculators
I even like to count
the stairs on escalators/Alligators

I like pie
the good kind
not the 3.
14159265368979323846243
it looks like pee


Tell me what you think
written in Maths today
#7
Math is a wonderful thing.

Math is a really cool thing.

So get off your ath, let's do some math, math math math math math.
#9
Quote by EJD
Math is a wonderful thing.

Math is a really cool thing.

So get off your ath, let's do some math, math math math math math.


three minus four is?
I mosh continuosly
#10
Quote by EJD
Math is a wonderful thing.

Math is a really cool thing.

So get off your ath, let's do some math, math math math math math.

TS, why would you ever attempt write a song about math after this? No math song will ever top it.

In all seriousness, songwriting seems not to be your thing...
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I don't mean to generalise but I don't believe the average Coldplay fan is a massive musical theory nut.


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#11
Quote by EJD
Math is a wonderful thing.

Math is a really cool thing.

So get off your ath, let's do some math, math math math math math.


I'm going to sing that tommorow whilst all my freinds are doing their Maths exam.
#12
This is the reason mods feel it necessary to block out swear words.
"Let's use swear words! They're cool."

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I had to do Maths today
it makes me feel gay


And you might want to see a psychiatrist about why maths is giving you homosexual urges.
#13
Quote by Gaz_m2k5

And you might want to see a psychiatrist about why maths is giving you homosexual urges.


i dunno king, theres something about the number seven that just gets me going.

and dont even get me started on top-heavy fractions *drools*
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kikaykitko, why do I get the feeling you're very sex depraved when you're on UG?

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Because my virginity is starting to grow back.