#1
Anyone have any worthwhile hooky stories? Either what you did while playing hooky or what excuse (if any) you used to get out of going to school.


So i was waking up today, tired as **** (because im an idiot and never go to sleep on time like a should) and while i was wondering around looking for clothes out of nowhere i thought to myself "Do i really want to go to school today? I could just say my contact lense ripped". It was like a joke at first but now im actually going to go through with it. Ive asked my dad weeks ago for new contact lenses and that i was on my last pair, but hes put it off so many times. My contact lense being ripped = i cant drive to school, take notes, or read anything, and later on in the day ill be able to go out and hangout without the "you should be in bed!" line... Its like the perfect story! Plus that means ill get my prescription upgraded again today so i can see like f'n jesus.


So pit, share your stories!
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#4
Hmm interesting. "Hooky" reminds me of 'Hook'. Curse you Dustin Hoffman

Anyway yea, I didn't go to college today. I went to Lidl and bought some mineral water and a paper and sat in the library. Woo....

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#7
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OMFG, HEY ARNOLD
#8
I thought this thread was gonna be about hookers!

Guess I don't have any stories then.
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#11
i remember in our common room the sofas were like set into the wall and the door was like at a 90degree angle to one of the sofas.

we had this IT teacher who would come in and stick his head around the wall to see if you were skipping class but if you put your feet on the sofa he couldnt see you even though he was about 5ft away haha
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#12
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I thought this thread was gonna be about hookers!

Guess I don't have any stories then.

You could always start one?
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#13
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He is the only reason I know the definition of the word "Hooky".


Same, that was a great episode too.
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#14
I thought "hooky" was a 'cute' way for you to spell hooker.


And you're really missing out. All my hooker stories are in-credible!

EDIT: Dammit, Kensai. I didn't even see your post.
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All I have to say is: Move it football head.

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hey Gerald, turns out it was carnival day at school!
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I thought "hooky" was a 'cute' way for you to spell hooker.


And you're really missing out. All my hooker stories are in-credible!

EDIT: Dammit, Kensai. I didn't even see your post.


Don't you hate it when he does that? you have something funny to say and he has already said it.
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#17
i was convinced this was going to be a drug stories thread for some reason

i have no idea which drug hooky could be
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Don't you hate it when he does that? you have something funny to say and he has already said it.


I know right? He's such a cunt.


Let's kill him, and make sure this never happens again.
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i was convinced this was going to be a drug stories thread for some reason

i have no idea which drug hooky could be



I could twist this but I don't think UG would get the reference....
#20
I know right? He's such a cunt.


Let's kill him, and make sure this never happens again.

I agree. He's done it to me twice
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#21
Well, there was this one chick, who wanted my "silver special". Now usually I don't just do it for anyone, but she seemed nice. I said it would cost her $140 for the session, and she agreed. So we went back to a hotel, and before you know it, I was poppin' ----


.....


oh sh*t. it doesn't say "hooker stories" does it?
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#22
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All I have to say is: Move it football head.

Some people will get that.

I get the hey arnold reference (great show), but I don't see the connection with skipping school.
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#23
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Anyone have any worthwhile hooky stories?
Oh hell yes!

My hooker story:

She had raven black hair and bright green eyes. Tall, thin, nice boobs. Not huge, but perfectly shaped. She was working her way through college by turning tricks. The first time I saw her, I ...


... wait, WHAT?

Oh, Hooky! Well, that's completely different, isn't it? Nevermind.
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#24
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I thought this thread was gonna be about hookers!

Guess I don't have any stories then.


lol +1, me too
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#25
I'm playing hooky right now!
Woke up, was tired as hell, so i'm like
F*ck this
MOM I'M SICK
and cause my mom is such a tool let me stay home
LET FREEDOM RING WITH A SHOTGUN BLAST!
#26
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All I have to say is: Move it football head.

Some people will get that.

Hey Arnold!
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