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So I got a summer job as a clerk at a place where people very rarely buy anything. I'm basically just sitting on my ass, 8 hours a day, for almost the whole summer. I have no access to a computer and I can't afford a laptop.

So what activities do you recommend? Reading is an obvious option, so recommend me some good books while you're at it!

Oh, and be creative! (probably shouldn't have said that...)
#2
Fap
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#3
learn guitar out back until a customer comes in ?

read important books

crosswords ?

learn a language lol
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im reading 1984 by george orwell. its pretty good its about how theres this government that watches you all the time and the country's leader is called "big Brother" thats where they got the name for the tv show. but anyways theres these things called tele-screens that the people watch but the people on the other side of the screen can watch you(the government) and the only thing ever on them is propaganda messages. and where there isnt tele-screens, like in a forest, there are little microphones scattered onto tree leaves and ****.

yea its pretty good
#6
Quote by dangorironhide
Read porn mags. Read a really thick book. Read a porn mag hidden inside a really thick book. Read a really thick book hidden inside a porn mag.

The possibilities are endless.

This.

I recommend the book "Perfume" (don't remember the author and I'm in college so I am not bothered to check), and "The Road" by "Cormac McCarthy".
I also recommend "The Shadow Of The Wind" by "Carlos Ruiz Zafon". Amazing book.
And "Papillon" by "Henry Cherriere".
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#7
lots of fapping
reading
sexual relations with a coworker
napping
depending on what you sell just start openinh stuff and playing with it, i called it quality control b4 i got fired
Just because I play the drums doesn't mean I suck at guitar, or ams that I's iz stoopidz.


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#8
Quote by Agent_darkbooty
im reading 1984 by george orwell. its pretty good its about how theres this government that watches you all the time and the country's leader is called "big Brother" thats where they got the name for the tv show. but anyways theres these things called tele-screens that the people watch but the people on the other side of the screen can watch you(the government) and the only thing ever on them is propaganda messages. and where there isnt tele-screens, like in a forest, there are little microphones scattered onto tree leaves and ****.

yea its pretty good



Yeah and im reading this book called lord of the rings.....its about these elf things that do a lot of walking with a bit of jewelery and they do lots of whimsical unecessary singing. Theres also trees that talk ****

I am aware sarcasm is the lowest form of wit
Still awaiting his invitation to the coalition of intelligent pit users....

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#9
Comic books, mangas etc..
personally i cant stop reading, once i get caught in.

Here are some of my favorites: Slam dunk (sport/basket), Dragon ball (fighting..), Video girl Ai (romance).. and many more
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Quote by urik
This.

I recommend the book "Perfume" (don't remember the author and I'm in college so I am not bothered to check), and "The Road" by "Cormac McCarthy".
I also recommend "The Shadow Of The Wind" by "Carlos Ruiz Zafon". Amazing book.
And "Papillon" by "Henry Cherriere".


What porn mag do you recommend along with it?
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Quote by paul_brownell
I am aware sarcasm is the lowest form of wit


But that was quite possibly the worst description of 1984 I've ever seen. Your sarcasm wasn't unwarranted.
D:
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Quote by Jehuty
What porn mag do you recommend along with it?

There's a nice Argentinian one called "Parada 69". I'd try it.
You could also get a PSP and put pr0n into it. That's what all the cool kids do.
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Quote by paul_brownell
Yeah and im reading this book called lord of the rings.....its about these elf things that do a lot of walking with a bit of jewelery and they do lots of whimsical unecessary singing. Theres also trees that talk ****

I am aware sarcasm is the lowest form of wit


not sure what you mean.....it really is a good book...
#19
Reenact historical battles with customers.

If its been raining outside you can do naval battles in the puddles.
#20
Guitar and books. You'll gain something (callouses and knowledge) out of both.
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