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#1
okay, well today i got suspended for drawing stick figure pictures of someone sucking my dick. it's a 3 day suspension. we had finished a test and i had extra time, and i was drawing a funny picture for my friend. is that proper to be suspended 3 days for a picture? i didn't put any names or any threats or anything. thoughts?

i'm pretty mad about the whole thing though.
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#2
I suggest not drawing stick figure blow jobs next time.
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#3
I drew many stick-porn pictures at school. No punishment for me. Don't think the teacher ever saw them though, even if they did I doubt I would've got suspended for it. 3 days isnt that bad anyway.
#6
3 day weekend?? lucky bastard!
i wish i could get suspended from work at least once or twice..

when they want to punish me.. they tell me i can't quit! XD
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#8
i wasn't trying to hurt anyone or threatening anyone. but i think 3 days is excessive.
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#9
I don't think it was a good reason for suspension. But we do live in a society where people feel children must not learn about sex till atleast 16... how old are you anyway?
#10
suspended for that?

thats pretty harsh. if anything the ought to just tell you not to do it again, and maybe give you a detention at most.
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okay, well today i got suspended for drawing stick figure pictures of someone sucking my dick. it's a 3 day suspension. we had finished a test and i had extra time, and i was drawing a funny picture for my friend. is that proper to be suspended 3 days for a picture? i didn't put any names or any threats or anything. thoughts?

i'm pretty mad about the whole thing though.


Why? I'd love to have 3 days off. Lucky bastard.
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#14
Sounds like harsh punishment. You should spend the three days GETTING blowjobs!
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well today i got suspended for drawing stick figure pictures of someone sucking my dick.


LMAO....


but for real that really sucks...... (pun!)
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You should have got a detention or saturday school at the max, but not 3 days suspension.

What did your parents say
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17. i was just shocked that i could get suspended for that. i didn't handle it bad after.


they still have yet to tell my parents...
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#19
Fake sick for 3 days.

SHOULD work.

If not, Sorry bro. =]
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17. i was just shocked that i could get suspended for that. i didn't handle it bad after.


they still have yet to tell my parents...

If my parents would have been called about something like this back when I was in school (time flies...), their reaction would have been: "Lulz, blowjob!"

Seriously, who gives a sh*t?


All in all, take it like a man. Try not to get angry about it, but laugh it off when your teacher isn't around.
#21
haha

School: "Your son has been suspended."
Parents: "Wtf why?"
School: "He drew himself getting sucked off by a stickman."
Parents: "Lol wut."

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#22
i got suspended for 2 days for askin tmy food tech teacher how she was going to celebrate national orgasm day. i got back after supension, put a porno pic on my mates computer and boom!!! suspended again!!! but it was good having 4 days off in one week. i also started my christmas holiday 2 and a half days early cause i deliberately ****ed up and was quite rude in my R.S mock exam (sadly i had to come in on the last day and resit it)
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#23
I think the maximum punishment for that would a detention. but being suspended is awesome. enjoy it
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If my parents would have been called about something like this back when I was in school (time flies...), their reaction would have been: "Lulz, blowjob!"

Seriously, who gives a sh*t?


All in all, take it like a man. Try not to get angry about it, but laugh it off when your teacher isn't around.



well they're gonna call my parents.
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okay, well today i got suspended for drawing stick figure pictures of someone sucking my dick.


Obviously your dick was criminally small, so they had to suspend you.

Plus, its vandilism, they got every right to suspend you, get over it.
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thats tight, i think a 1/2 hour detension is the maximum.
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haha

School: "Your son has been suspended."
Parents: "Wtf why?"
School: "He drew himself getting sucked off by a stickman."
Parents: "Lol wut."


I lol'd
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dude, if i could do ISS for the entire year, i would.
#32
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Obviously your dick was criminally small, so they had to suspend you.

Plus, its vandilism, they got every right to suspend you, get over it.



well i wrote it on my own piece of paper, so i didn't vandalize any class materials.


and i told my dad first, and he just laughed his ass off. but he talked to my mom and she won't talk to me.
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#33
Dude suspensions rock. As long as your parents don't care it's like vacation, just be glad it wasn't ISS (in school suspension) those are the worst.
#34
Me and my friends try stick figure porn on the board all the time. Nothing as happened to us. 3 days OSS is definitely too much.
#35
This reminds me of Superbad so much.
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#36
Wow that is sooo wrong.

While you probably think it's a good thing, you should still complain. Maybe a detention at the very most.

Still hilarious though.
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#37
all you guys sayin uspensions rock do know that you get zeros for all work you miss, right? so if you have a test, you don't get to make it up and you get a zero.
but if you don''tcare about your grades, i guess it doesn't matter, but they are pretty serious to me
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all you guys sayin uspensions rock do know that you get zeros for all work you miss, right? so if you have a test, you don't get to make it up and you get a zero.
but if you don''tcare about your grades, i guess it doesn't matter, but they are pretty serious to me

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#40
sounds about right. what did you expect? be less obvious next time.
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