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#1
Hello all,

My girlfriend rung me today rather upset. I asked her what the matter and she told me that an old friend of hers she fell out with over a year ago had posted her number and email address on gumtree (the website) advertising her as a crack-*****. My girlfriend has been receiving calls and emails for two days solid and has finally got the advert removed. The calls are continuing and several emails and hour. Though now knowing being a crack-***** would be good business, I told her I would exact revenge on her old mate for her. Only thing is now what to do. The obvious would be posting her email/phone number on 4chan, but I wanna get a bit more creative...

Come on pit, give me your best!
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#2
well if you have some pictures of her, send them and her details to numerous porn site asking for work...
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#3
Your idea works, but then after the 4chan, beat the living **** outta him!

Edit: whoops. Thought she was a he. Disregard the beating the **** outta part...
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#4
piss in her cereal
kill her dog
rape her parents
kill her parents
rape her dog


That should cover the average ideas from the Pit.
#5
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piss in her cereal
kill her dog
rape her parents
kill her parents
rape her dog


That should cover the average ideas from the Pit.


In that order?
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piss in her cereal
kill her dog
rape her parents
kill her parents
rape her dog

in that order

EDIT: ^^ too god damn fast
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#7
The thing is mate...

Anon is not your private army, neither is UG.
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#8
Find the local pervert give em a picture of her and give him a condom, 3rd party rape, its the only way
#11
Rape her cereal.
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#12
Does she have a small pet? Ok do as follows:


1) kidnap said small pet.

2) Go to store, buy pillow sack, ground beef, and pounds of feathers (matching color of animal)

3) Mix feather and beef and put in pillow sack, tie shut.

4) Tape pillow sack under her lawn mower.

5) video tape it

6) post video on UG.
#13
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in that order

EDIT: ^^ too god damn fast

How can you kill her dog and then.... Oh... I get it

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#14
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piss in her cereal
kill her dog
rape her parents
kill her parents
rape her dog


That should cover the average ideas from the Pit.


Technically it's not rape if the dog is already dead?

'Cause he/she can't consent when its dead.
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Rape her cereal.


I think Kensai is the only one here capable of raping Cheerios.
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#18
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I think Kensai is the only one here capable of raping Cheerios.


Ouch
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#19
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The thing is mate...

Anon is not your private army, neither is UG.


Nah mate, I wasn't expecting people to do it for me, just help me figure out what I could do in response to her upsetting my girlfriend, given that her mate is a woman and with me being a guy it would be wrong to mould her face to the pavement.
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#20
do like mean girls or something, get someone who she doesn't know to infiltrate her group. then, through phone calls and digging dirt, isolate her from her friends, then obliverate her social status through public humiliation of some sort ^_^
#21
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Rape her cereal.


....it's the only way.

I'd go the 4chan route. Or get really good at photoshop and have at it.
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#22
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I think Kensai is the only one here capable of raping Cheerios.



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#23
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#24
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Nah mate, I wasn't expecting people to do it for me, just help me figure out what I could do in response to her upsetting my girlfriend, given that her mate is a woman and with me being a guy it would be wrong to mould her face to the pavement.


Oh sure.

Nevermind then. A great idea would be to steal her Myspace/Facebook account or something, and fill it with gay porn and things like that. That freak out all her friends.
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#25
Just post her pic and number here.
We always want to see a woman, we've never seen one here.
#26
*Kensai whips it out*

Cheerio: "Is it in yet?"
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*Kensai whips it out*

Cheerio: "Is it in yet?"



Oh good God


Kensai: "Geez, it's like throwin a hotdog down a hallway!"
#29
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*Kensai whips it out*

Cheerio: "Is it in yet?"


That was truly epic my friend. I actually laughed!
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#30
Bake her a cake and jack off on it?
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#32
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Why give the gut a condom if its a VENGEANCEEE?



But the love child will grow up and murder the offenders! Have you never read classic mythology?
#33
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Why give the gut a condom if its a VENGEANCEEE?

dont want the pervert to get STDs now would we
#34
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Just post her pic and number here.
We always want to see a woman, we've never seen one here.


I like that idea, and I do love to entertain you all, but I think the mods would frown upon that.
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#35
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Technically it's not rape if the dog is already dead?

'Cause he/she can't consent when its dead.


The dog can't consent while it's alive let alone dead. I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that necrophilic beastiality can be considered a sub-class of rape.
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But the love child will grow up and murder the offenders! Have you never read classic mythology?

ah, but this will be modern mythology.this is the normal path of life...the TS girlfriend's is going to bring his death in the future, unless he hires a terminator in the future
#37
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I like that idea, and I do love to entertain you all, but I think the mods would frown upon that.



Or would they take part in it....
#38
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Or would they take part in it....


They would.
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#39
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They would.



Pshhh. They would probably just yell BANNED! over the phone.


They don't know how to have fun.
#40
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Or would they take part in it....


That's true, but better safe than sorry ay?
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