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#1
I think that he would be a beautiful, tender steak, with some French Fries on the side. Oh, and a Godberry flavored Power Thirst to drink.
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#2
A McDonald's cheeseburger, cause it seems as though so many of his "children" eat it religiously.
Quote by SmElLy KiD
That is priceless man, you might be my new idol.


TS, whenever I see your username, I misread it as "isuckhardcocks."

Just had to get that out there.

We're ticking away, the moments that make up the dull days
#8
He'd be an Oreo
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I used to get nude and hump my stuffed animals, and one day my parents caught me. They were shocked, I had Winnie the Pooh in submission and I was ruthlessly humping him and moaning.
#14
The best beer in the world
As they say...

heavens nectar/ drink of the gods etc
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i know this sounds stupid but...
wheres the sig button??

(sry)


#15
Quote by mrwaffles
The cake, because it's a lie, just like god.


omg you're awesome.

!
#16
God would be an epic piece of thunder with a beard, on a plate with a coleslaw relish.

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youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#17
Quote by isuckhardcore
A McDonald's cheeseburger, cause it seems as though so many of his "children" eat it religiously.


Holy cow.
#20
Quote by Les Paul Ell
Holy cow.


XD I see what you did there.
Quote by SmElLy KiD
That is priceless man, you might be my new idol.


TS, whenever I see your username, I misread it as "isuckhardcocks."

Just had to get that out there.

We're ticking away, the moments that make up the dull days
#24
a magical brownie containing LSD, THC, Psylocin, and Mescaline
WHY DON'T YOU CONSULT EROWID FIRST?
Quote by doggy_hat
It's sad how the love drug is corrupted with so much bullshit
#25
Quote by mrwaffles
The cake, because it's a lie, just like god.



I had a feeling something about cak and God being a lie would come up in here.


I say he would be a Hot Pocket. Don't ask why.
#27
Quote by SeveralSpecies
I had a feeling something about cak and God being a lie would come up in here.


I say he would be a Hot Pocket. Don't ask why.

why?
#28
Or maybe he would be processed chicken, which is basically bull****.
Quote by SmElLy KiD
That is priceless man, you might be my new idol.


TS, whenever I see your username, I misread it as "isuckhardcocks."

Just had to get that out there.

We're ticking away, the moments that make up the dull days
#30
more real than he is now
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long hair is cool mate

haircuts are for people in concentration camp
#34
Quote by TheBF
He is totally the Flying Spaghetti Monster.


you are correct! somebody get this guy his e-cookie!
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long hair is cool mate

haircuts are for people in concentration camp
#35
Quote by Grundy0
Does this guys user name intruige (sp?) anyone else?



Indeed....


a secret admirer?
#36
A bannana muffin and glass of wholemilk


EDIT: Scratch the wholemilk; egg nog with alcohol
#37
Quote by SeveralSpecies
Indeed....


a secret admirer?


Maybe, but he's definitely more on the stalker side of the line.
#38
Quote by Grundy0
Does this guys user name intruige (sp?) anyone else?


aye.

lets get him boys!
#39
Quote by Grundy0
Does this guys user name intruige (sp?) anyone else?

Dinky! You;re onto something here Grundy. Here, take these:



Quote by hazzmatazz
youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#40
Quote by Grundy0
Maybe, but he's definitely more on the stalker side of the line.



Yea, he's been around for a couple months, though.


Hmmmm.


edit: I dibs watson!!
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