#1
i was playing my drums and i gots a littled carried away and i ended up popping myself in my two front teeth full force with the shoulder of the stick. My teeth still hurt and now they've kinda turned a bit so that my gap is hardly noticable. Its okay laugh at my pain, the dentist prolly will two.
Just because I play the drums doesn't mean I suck at guitar, or ams that I's iz stoopidz.


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Quote by majonior
i was playing my drums and i gots a littled carried away and i ended up pooping myself in my two front teeth full force with the shoulder of the stick. My teeth still hurt and now they've kinda turned a bit so that my gap is hardly noticable. Its okay laugh at my pain, the dentist prolly will two.

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#6
Quote by majonior
i was playing my drums and i gots a littled carried away and i ended up popping myself in my two front teeth full force with the shoulder of the stick. My teeth still hurt and now they've kinda turned a bit so that my gap is hardly noticable. Its okay laugh at my pain, the dentist prolly will two.

I challenge thee on thy claim of UG's Best Drummer!!!

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#9
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i'm/(i) still(claim to be) the best...

i just got careless

What kind of drumming are we talking about here? Set or marching?
#10
dang...i thought this was about a vagina.
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so yeah, now i have poop floating around in my ballsack.
#13
Danm man, that's expression.
Lucas:
I was playing guitar hero for three hours yesterday! do you play?

Me:
I play guitar.

Lucas:
Psh. Stupid realist.
#15
I'm going to laugh when in a couple weeks or so your teeth have moved back to their normal gap-ish position, and you're sitting behind your kit looking meaningfully at your drum sticks.

**** it, I'll laugh in advance:
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