#4
YOU DO DRUGS!?!

dude seriously, wtf? you want to die at age 30? you are such a moron, why would you think drugs are a good idea? i hope you fail the test and the lock you up in prison like you deserve.
#6
Lolz.

You shoulda gotten some friends pee.
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#8
Quote by Lightitup
Lolz.

You shoulda gotten some friends pee.

you are encouraging the drug user? you know, drugs are illegal and if you get caught even suggesting them you get arrested. you are helping people kill themselves.
#9
Quote by bendystraw
YOU DO DRUGS!?!

dude seriously, wtf? you want to die at age 30? you are such a moron, why would you think drugs are a good idea? i hope you fail the test and the lock you up in prison like you deserve.

GTFO.
#10
Quote by The_Paranoia
GTFO.

yeah, it's all fun and games until you smoke an "innocent" joint of weed and wake up with your best friend, dead, next to you.
#11
if you still get the job it will be the most awesome thing...
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#12
Quote by bendystraw
you are encouraging the drug user? you know, drugs are illegal and if you get caught even suggesting them you get arrested. you are helping people kill themselves.

How about we NOT turn this thread into a drug debate?

let people do what they want. Damn.
#13
Quote by bendystraw
you are encouraging the drug user? you know, drugs are illegal and if you get caught even suggesting them you get arrested. you are helping people kill themselves.


I encourage everyone to put whatever the **** they want into their body.

If you are good enough to get hired, you shouldn't get fired because you smoke a joint after work.
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#14
Quote by bendystraw
YOU DO DRUGS!?!

dude seriously, wtf? you want to die at age 30? you are such a moron, why would you think drugs are a good idea? i hope you fail the test and the lock you up in prison like you deserve.

Obvious trolling is obvious.

I really should report that, but I've found you funny in several other threads so I'll have mercy.
#15
Quote by hrdcorelaxplaya
Obvious trolling is obvious.

I really should report that, but I've found you funny in several other threads so I'll have mercy.

oh come on, i just wanna play a little. i just got outta the FOTB.
#17
Quote by bendystraw
oh come on, i just wanna play a little. i just got outta the FOTB.

THROW HIM BACK IN
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#18
Quote by bendystraw
YOU DO DRUGS!?!

dude seriously, wtf? you want to die at age 30? you are such a moron, why would you think drugs are a good idea? i hope you fail the test and the lock you up in prison like you deserve.


wow someones got a heavy flow
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#20
Quote by bendystraw
YOU DO DRUGS!?!

dude seriously, wtf? you want to die at age 30? you are such a moron, why would you think drugs are a good idea? i hope you fail the test and the lock you up in prison like you deserve.


He's right. In fact, everyone who does drugs should get life in prison. In fact, they should get the death penalty. And their families should be tortured and killed. And their distant families should be bankrupted and enslaved.
#21
Quote by bendystraw
oh come on, i just wanna play a little. i just got outta the FOTB.


Wanna go back?
This is not a pipe
#22
Quote by metal=god
He's right. In fact, everyone who does drugs should get life in prison. In fact, they should get the death penalty. And their families should be tortured and killed. And their distant families should be bankrupted and enslaved.

Now I Know!


, I hope the pee test goes well for you.
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#23
Quote by bendystraw
oh come on, i just wanna play a little. i just got outta the FOTB.

Come on, bro! I imagine stuff like this is what got you put into there in the first place!

Is there some kind of troll rehab you can go to?
#25
Quote by bendystraw
yeah, it's all fun and games until you smoke an "innocent" joint of weed and wake up with your best friend, dead, next to you.

#27
I thought Bendystraw was a cool guy. I always pictured him sitting in the back, minding his own business... But in a cool way. Now I don't know what to think
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#28
Quote by bendystraw
yeah, it's all fun and games until you smoke an "innocent" joint of weed and wake up with your best friend, dead, next to you.

"And when you wake up and put your hand into a big pile of goo that used to be your best friends face, you'll know what to do!"
Sorry, it felt necessary.
#29
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What is "Vons?"

A supermarket chain, appareantly.
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#30
Quote by carmel_l
Wanna go back?

no please. but i do think if he is trying to get an office job he should not smoke during test weeks.
#31
Quote by bendystraw
you are encouraging the drug user? you know, drugs are illegal and if you get caught even suggesting them you get arrested. you are helping people kill themselves.


Considering the top two responses to any given situation in the pit are either rape or murder, I'd say I'm rather surprised so far.

How could you not anticipate a drug test when applying for a job?
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#32
You don't die from weed d00d.
and yeah it sucked i thought i would come back in a week or two for the orientation THEN they drug test me there, but i got hired on the spot and i had to use the swab it sucked :/