#1
the concept of boners was compeltely reversed... so that having a boner would be normal and not having one would be seen as embarassing... so kids would take sausages and stick them in their pants to appear normall........
#5
Well that would certainly be interesting, though it would be a major pain in the ass...

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#10
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#12
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#13
I have areolas that are smaller than my actual nipples, so I think it would be cool if that was normal so people would stop laughing at me when I'm on the beach.
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lmfao man thats so sick and depraved and yet funny all at once

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#14
why don't you have a glass of milk. then take a nap or something.
#15
Quote by IbanezSA160
I have areolas that are smaller than my actual nipples, so I think it would be cool if that was normal so people would stop laughing at me when I'm on the beach.


Huh? wouldnt that mean you just had two point lumps of flesh(assuming its cold out)
#16
Dude...that would just be painful.
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#17
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the concept of boners was compeltely reversed... so that having a boner would be normal and not having one would be seen as embarassing... so kids would take sausages and stick them in their pants to appear normall........




that so reminds me of when my friend went to school one day with a banana in his pants. Every time a teacher would ask him to write something on the board he would stand up and say "I can't", whilst pointing to his crotch.
#23
I don't see how that would work, but I already thought about if you would constantly be hard
Would be a pain in the ass though.
#24
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that so reminds me of when my friend went to school one day with a banana in his pants. Every time a teacher would ask him to write something on the board he would stand up and say "I can't", whilst pointing to his crotch.


damn I'm very tempted to sig that.
#25
whats up with you guys thinking hes high? i think about this kinda stuff all the time and im never on anything.
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#27
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It sounds like you had an embarrasing erection.



+1. my thoughts exactly.
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#29
hehe because today in spanish alot of hot girls were trying to get me to have a boner because we were playing a game...