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#1
So far I have:
  • Chicken breast slices
  • Freshly baked sub roll
  • Lettuce
  • Cucumber
  • Salt & Pepper


Seems a bit bland, what else can I add?

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#2
Pickles, Mustard (any sauce), tomato. Maybe Onions but I personally hate them.
#4
Ham?
Buffalo sauce/chili powder/cayene pepper
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Bread. Flora. Raspberry jam. Bread.

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#9
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My nads
Piece of bread

do we cut that corner to corner, or down the middle?
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#11
Curry
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#13
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do we cut that corner to corner, or down the middle?



Diagonal. Going down the middle makes the mayo spill out the side.
#18
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Diagonal. Going down the middle makes the mayo spill out the side.

Where did this mayo come from? Or do you mean some other type of mayo? If so, that's pretty disgusting...


Save us half
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#19
Honey mustard and some marijuana.
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#20
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Where did this mayo come from? Or do you mean some other type of mayo? If so, that's pretty disgusting...


Save us half



*wipes mayo off mouth*


Ohhhh, sorry I ate both halves
#22
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this is all going to depend on if you have a toastie machine or not, do you have a toastie machine?



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#23
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uh...CHEESE!?!?!?! no one said cheese. cheese is like....sooo good.


agreed noone can have a good sandwich without cheese
#24
you'll need.........chicken, cheddar cheese, bacon, ranch dressing, lettuce, sliced tomatoes, pepper

arrange chicken in the shape of the bread ur using (you'll see why) on a folded piece of tin foil (the thicker the better) slice the cheddar cheese and lay it over the chicken then sprinkle pepper (i like lots, but whatever) heat ur oven to 350 and put the chicken(which should be on tin foil) **and bread if u want it toasted** and cook until the cheese melts (about 5 minutes or so) remove the chicken and lay ur bread on top of it (now you see why u arranged it in the shape of ur bread) flip the bread,chicken, and foil over so it right side up, peel away the foil (melted cheese may make this difficult) and add the lettuce, tomatoes, bacon and ranch.....now u have a hot toasted chicken bacon ranch sandwich
#25
honey mustard.
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#26
How about we have an openfaced McLovin- sammich
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#30
Peanut Butter.
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#32
1.get 2 pieces of bread
2.get some peanut butter and jelly
3.put chewed gum on one piece of bread(so the pieces stick together)
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#34
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BBQ sauce
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Curry powder
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Were talking about good sandwiches, not bad pizza.
#36
Don't listen to these ingrates: you need some brie cheese, sundried tomatoes, avocado, and spinach dip to go with what you already have and you gots yo'self a manwich of style and distinction. Women will get moist at the crotch and men will get moist out the ears from an awesomeness aneurysm when you whip this bad boy out. Trust.
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#37
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Don't listen to these ingrates: you need some brie cheese, sundried tomatoes, avocado, and spinach dip to go with what you already have and you gots yo'self a manwich of style and distinction. Women will get moist at the crotch and men will get moist out the ears from an awesomeness aneurysm when you hip this bad boy out. Trust.



You basically just piled flavorless filth onto an otherwise decent sandwich!


..put some tobasco on it.
#38
Quote by iwishiwasafish
So far I have:
  • Chicken breast slices
  • Freshly baked sub roll
  • Lettuce
  • Cucumber
  • Salt & Pepper

You would have instantly ruined my whole year if you would have given me this sandwich. And it's all because of those bland, un-pickled things I like to call "Nature's Dildo".



But, really, for whatever reason, I cannot STAND cucumber. The taste NEVER wants to leave, and anything they touch turns to crap.

It's like the grapefruit of the vegetable world.
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#39
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You would have instantly ruined my whole year if you would have given me this sandwich. And it's all because of those bland, un-pickled things I like to call "Nature's Dildo".



But, really, for whatever reason, I cannot STAND cucumber. The taste NEVER wants to leave, and anything they touch turns to crap.

It's like the grapefruit of the vegetable world.



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#40
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Silence! Have you never had tzatziki?


mmmmmmm

No, never heard of it until now. But, from the picture on Wikipedia, I don't think I would mind it as much.

It's the actual pieces of regular cucumber in salads, or on ANYTHING that makes me want to die from eating it.
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