#1
Q:Why was the black baby crying?
A:It had diarrhea and thought it was melting

Q:There's a black guy and his black girlfriend in a car. Who's driving?
A: The Cop

Q: Why do black people have nice cars but crappy houses?
A: They haven't figured out how to steal a house yet.

Q:Two black guys jump off a cliff. Who lands first?
A: Who cares?

Q: What does the BFI on a dumpster stand for?
A:Black Family Inside

Q:What did the black kid get for christmas?
A: Your t.v.

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at black people's cars?
A: It's probably your car.

Q:What do a black guy and an apple have in common?
A: They both look so pretty hanging from a tree.

Q:What's the difference between and black guy and a bucket of s h it
A: The bucket.

Q:What do you call one black guy at the bottom of the ocean?
A:Pollution

Q:What do you call the entire black population at the bottom of the ocean?
A: Solution

Qid you ever see any black people in the Jetsons?
A: No, it looks like a good future doesn't it?

Q: Did you hear about the black guy that went to college?
A: Neither did I.


I know a s h it load of more.

Let's see what you can come up with.

Remember, keep it mean, crude, and funny.

Make sure it isn't something that everyone knows.
Last edited by FilthyBl00d138 at May 7, 2008,
#6
Quote by schecter_guy
Q: how many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: two, one to screw it in and one to drive a pink cadillac


Q:How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: They can't because they're black.
#8
Quote by mental_zer0
racism is a crime. and crime is for black people.

Booo. That's Kensai's joke.

EDIT: Actually, on further review, it's not. Disregard this post.
Last edited by Doppelgänger at May 7, 2008,
#9
Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: They steal it.
When all else fails, ask the pit.
#10
Q: what did the black kid get for christmas?
A: Your bike
Guitars:
PRS Custom 24
Gibson Les Paul 60's Tribute
85' MIJ Strat
97' Snakepit Les Paul
LP Traditional 1960 Zebra
MIJ Tele
MIA Strat

Amps:
Silver Jubilee 2525
Peavey Ultra 112
Jet City JCA50H
66' Bassman
Pink Paisley Princeton RV
74' Vibro Champ
#11
What do you call 3 black men hung form a tree?

Alabama wind chimes.
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Quote by primusfan
you shoulda lynched that nigger.

*spits in spittoon and feels up his cousin*
#12
Q:Why did the Mexican family move out of the outhouse?
A: The black family downstairs wouldnt keep quiet
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#13
Ok, we got a racist AND ethic joke.

What's the difference between white Jews and black Jews?

Black Jews go in the back of the oven
#14
Q:why do black people have white hands and feet
A: everyone has some good in them
Q: how do you save a black man from drowning
A: take your foot off his head
Q: a car with four black guys falls off a cliff, what's the sad part of the story
A: the car seats five
Q: how do you get a black person to starve?
A: hide his food stamps in his work boots
Q: whats the difference between a picnic table and a black man
A: a picnic table can support a family of four
Q: what do you get when you cross a black person with a mexican?
A: someone who's too lazy to mow your lawn
Quote by rage6945
girls dont get braces in their vaginas buddy
#15
What is the difference between black people and snow tires?

Snow tires don't sing when you put chains around them.
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#16
Racism is bad, there's no genetic difference just skin colour. And it's against UG rules yes I'm a hardass when it comes to this stuff.

*reported*
#17
party pooper
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