#4
buy a search bar
but really i would snort jello and whipped cream up my nose
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fourteen?
For Christ sake she probably couldn't get to the center of a Tootsie Pop let alone suck your **** properly. Just get someone your own age you tosser.
#5
... get a life.
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#8
I would save it for when I got 9 more dollars and then I would have 10 dollars which would buy me green.
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#10
1. Tape dollar to my dick.
2. Walk around downtown naked.
3. See if anyone tries to grab the dollar.
4. Profit!

Look! All the steps!

DON'T PANIC! DON'T PANIC!
THEY DON'T LIKE IT UP 'EM!
#11
Quote by Don't Panic Ok?
1. Tape dollar to my dick.
2. Walk around downtown naked.
3. See if anyone tries to grab the dollar.
4. ????????
5. Profit!

Look! All the steps!

fixed
Quote by H4t3BR33D3R
fourteen?
For Christ sake she probably couldn't get to the center of a Tootsie Pop let alone suck your **** properly. Just get someone your own age you tosser.
#13
Quote by Don't Panic Ok?



its okk
shhhh
*pets dont panic on head


then takes in backyard and shoots old yeller style*
Quote by H4t3BR33D3R
fourteen?
For Christ sake she probably couldn't get to the center of a Tootsie Pop let alone suck your **** properly. Just get someone your own age you tosser.
#14
throw it in my change jar.

wait, what? oh, I'm sorry, that isn't a proper pit response. uhhh......


I'd eat it, and then bet a friend that I can sh*t out money.
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#15
id pay your mom for a sexy-time then kill her and get it back
then i'd buy a kfc snacker
#16
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I would buy a KFC snacker


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#18
..."If I had a million dollars"....
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That was a different Feb08er that threatened to suck you off
I remember that


Sadly, I was the threatened.
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#19
Quote by TooFast
..."If I had a million dollars"....

youd have 999,999 more than TS
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fourteen?
For Christ sake she probably couldn't get to the center of a Tootsie Pop let alone suck your **** properly. Just get someone your own age you tosser.
#21
Quote by led/head
youd have 999,999 more than TS

Haha. Good point, but I was talking about the Barenaked Ladies song.
Quote by Ez0ph
That was a different Feb08er that threatened to suck you off
I remember that


Sadly, I was the threatened.
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#22
Quote by TooFast
Haha. Good point, but I was talking about the Barenaked Ladies song.

oh...
barenaked ladies
Quote by H4t3BR33D3R
fourteen?
For Christ sake she probably couldn't get to the center of a Tootsie Pop let alone suck your **** properly. Just get someone your own age you tosser.
#28
McDonald's is still open right?
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And let go of regret
You've got to bet on yourself now star
'Cause that's your best bet" - 311