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#1
Don't you hate it when you walk up to a urinal, and even though you have to go, you just can't? It's so awkward, especially when they're the ones without the sides, because it's so obvious to the people around you.
#2
I hate it when i go to pee and it takes a while till it comes out if thats what you mean
#3
yeah it does suck when that happens
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#8
Haha posting this topic reminded me of this one time..I was in the bathroom of this resturaunt standing next to this old guy, and he turned and said to me "Well i thought i had to go when i came in here, but nothing's coming out!" It was soo funny. I was like "Yeah i know the feeling" lol
#9
I don't use public bathrooms.
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#10
Yeah, it is real awkward.
Whenever I go to the urinal, and there are other people beside me, I'm always afraid they'll miss.. and.. uuh.. hit me. :/
#12
I usually try to go to stalls if there are other people.

Sometimes you meet the craziest people in public bathrooms though :S
#14
I hate it when I'm at the bar and I go use the bathroom, and the pee just won't stop coming out so I'm stuck there for what seems to be an eternity when all I wanna do is get back to my drink.
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#15
people actually pee in those things!? i thought they where there so people could show off how big they are..... boy have i had it wrong for years.......
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I hate it when I'm at the bar and I go use the bathroom, and the pee just won't stop coming out so I'm stuck there for what seems to be an eternity when all I wanna do is get back to my drink.


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#17
I know what you guys are talking about.
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#19
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And while you're takin' a whizz, someone's slipping a roofie in your drink.




That's fine. If it weren't for date rape, I'd never get laid.
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#21
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I usually try to go to stalls if there are other people.

Sometimes you meet the craziest people in public bathrooms though :S


For real!

#23
pshhh, everyone knows theres rules.

first person goes in corner nearest wall, second person sets up on opposite corner, third guy takes middle and everyone else waits til one of the other guys moves.

of course, this only works if theres 5 or more urinals, otherwise you can only play off the corners. XD
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#24
I'm joining the army, and for urine samples, they have to "see urine pass from the body to the specimen cup". How's that for awkward? Also, they have to "examine the external male genitals for abnormalities".

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#25
no wonder they're having trouble finding recruits...
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#26
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I'm joining the army, and for urine samples, they have to "see urine pass from the body to the specimen cup". How's that for awkward? Also, they have to "examine the external male genitals for abnormalities".

Yes I do win.
I had the same when I was joining the air force. It's not as big a deal as it seems beforehand.

and the day of being sat around the airbase medical centre in dressing gowns with random people was a great laugh...I met a girl I went out with for the rest of that year
#27
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no wonder they're having trouble finding recruits...

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#28
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ahh yes........and then you gotta still try to look tough somehow

roflmao yes... i always maintain my stone cold face staring straight into the urinal red sensor thing just like 'duh'
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#29
I get that in any public toilet... I end up using a cubical and people are still like 'wtf is he doing in there?'

Lots of people get it
#30
I love when they have Trophs(sp).... The long things that many guys can pee into at once. I have had many a great sword fights in trophs.
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#31
A trough?
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#32
When I saw the title of this thread I thought it said 'Stage fight while peeing'. Needless to say I was rather baffled until I re-read it
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#33
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A trough?


yea

eh **** it image is too big
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#34
eww Ive never seen a trough. What about the ones that are just walls?
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#35
its things like these that makes me thank god im a girl!
at least nobody is going to stare at my privates while i pee, or notice if i even pee or not! heh!
#37
this happens to me all the time, the first thing though was when I went to the urinals during the lunch break and there was six of us standing there in row. I just couldn't help myself and started farting, these long stretched out farts. Certainly had a hard time looking tough when that happened
#38
Do you guys find if you are going in a urinal and a guy starts at roughly the same time as you, even if you are done peeing you will stay there until he is done like it is some sort of contest.
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#39
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I don't use public bathrooms.


so you piss yourself on a regular basis or just don't leave your house?

this thread is epic win
#40
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Do you guys find if you are going in a urinal and a guy starts at roughly the same time as you, even if you are done peeing you will stay there until he is done like it is some sort of contest.

YES! that happens so often!
what about when you see guys shaking to get it all out, and from another viewpoint it looks like theyre doing something else entirely...
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