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#3
inb4 Did that rag smell like chloroform to you?
Wear the eye patch Bret, Wear the Funky Funky eye patch...


Quote by Tallman

You, sir, should be knighted.

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#8
lol
Quote by Shylock
Well, If I woke up a girl, I would immediantly proceed to achieving an orgaism.

because they are superior to ours.


I AM HERE TO RIDE BIKE!!!
#10
put that thing in me one more time and i'll snap it in half......
Quote by coolstoryangus
Pffffffft schematics


Although i guess the OP will have to get used to reading them if he's going to buy a bugera..
Quote by gregs1020


along with fire escape routes...

#13
"I let you do what in my what, now?"
time machine. Inadvertently, I had created a
#16
That'll be $1000
Quote by FrenchyFungus
Hey y'all!!! Me and my friend were over at her house. I we were wonder what guys think when they see a hot girl at the mall or whatever walk by. (We're both pretty as y'all would say "blonde" sometimes).


Quote by rabidguitarist
I just look like some homo.
#17
Oh god. How much did I drink?
Quote by IncubusMan999
donkey the wise, very good

Quote by Metal_Rich
Living up to your name!


Currently searching for more ego padding quotes.

Me in pit = me being bored. Any help is much appreciated.
#20
You have AIDS now...
Sat in a lab, curing diseases. They actually LET me play with chemicals!
#21
Now wasn't that just a lovely slumber part?


oh.....didn't notice sexual inuendo.....
#23
would ask if i came early or not
The Elephant asked the Camel , oh why is your breast on your back Camel? To which the Camel replied, Why that is a strange question from someone with their dick on their face!
#24
the armadillo is still alive this time, i guess thats a plus...
Quote by Kensai
kikaykitko, why do I get the feeling you're very sex depraved when you're on UG?

Quote by kikaykitko
Because my virginity is starting to grow back.

#25
Who are you and why are you wearing a clown suit?
"It's only after you've lost everything," Tyler says, "that you're free to do anything."
#26
Me:- morning
Neighbour:- morning
M:- gonna stay long?
N:- no, just till after breakfast
M:- ya'll make me breakfast? ok, coffee and toasts Then!
N:- i meant YOU make ME breakfast!
M:- YOU see MY ****?!?!?
#29
oh god! i'm too young to be drunk!
??? Fund: cba to keep up with it.
will at least try when I get a jerb
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yours,

Alex (mcfreaki)
#30
Good mor-

Are you a dude?

Dear Christ, no.

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

*Dramatic, Over-Done, Camera flying over head in a circle and out*
#31
Oh Hai there!
Yeah, now you're gonna die wearing that stupid little hat. How does it feel?

Help me to live.


I make custom guitar wiring harnesses and I'm pretty damn good at it!
#32
Goodmorning.
Quote by Bubonic Chronic
With boys it's like "here's an incredibly complex sport to learn with sophisticated rules and various interdependent roles to play in a social unit."

For girls it's like "here's Barbie...you're fat!"
#36
I thought I smelled sheep
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#38
You have drums? Play while I play guitar! YES!!! It's a beautiful day today.... "goes off singing"
The times they are a changin'.....
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