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inb4 Did that rag smell like chloroform to you?
Wear the eye patch Bret, Wear the Funky Funky eye patch...

Quote by Tallman

You, sir, should be knighted.

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Quote by Shylock
Well, If I woke up a girl, I would immediantly proceed to achieving an orgaism.

because they are superior to ours.

put that thing in me one more time and i'll snap it in half......
Quote by coolstoryangus
Pffffffft schematics

Although i guess the OP will have to get used to reading them if he's going to buy a bugera..
Quote by gregs1020

along with fire escape routes...

"I let you do what in my what, now?"
time machine. Inadvertently, I had created a
That'll be $1000
Quote by FrenchyFungus
Hey y'all!!! Me and my friend were over at her house. I we were wonder what guys think when they see a hot girl at the mall or whatever walk by. (We're both pretty as y'all would say "blonde" sometimes).

Quote by rabidguitarist
I just look like some homo.
Oh god. How much did I drink?
Quote by IncubusMan999
donkey the wise, very good

Quote by Metal_Rich
Living up to your name!

Currently searching for more ego padding quotes.

Me in pit = me being bored. Any help is much appreciated.
You have AIDS now...
Sat in a lab, curing diseases. They actually LET me play with chemicals!
Now wasn't that just a lovely slumber part?

oh.....didn't notice sexual inuendo.....
would ask if i came early or not
The Elephant asked the Camel , oh why is your breast on your back Camel? To which the Camel replied, Why that is a strange question from someone with their dick on their face!
the armadillo is still alive this time, i guess thats a plus...
Quote by Kensai
kikaykitko, why do I get the feeling you're very sex depraved when you're on UG?

Quote by kikaykitko
Because my virginity is starting to grow back.

Who are you and why are you wearing a clown suit?
"It's only after you've lost everything," Tyler says, "that you're free to do anything."
Me:- morning
Neighbour:- morning
M:- gonna stay long?
N:- no, just till after breakfast
M:- ya'll make me breakfast? ok, coffee and toasts Then!
N:- i meant YOU make ME breakfast!
M:- YOU see MY ****?!?!?
oh god! i'm too young to be drunk!
??? Fund: cba to keep up with it.
will at least try when I get a jerb


Alex (mcfreaki)
Good mor-

Are you a dude?

Dear Christ, no.


*Dramatic, Over-Done, Camera flying over head in a circle and out*
Oh Hai there!
Yeah, now you're gonna die wearing that stupid little hat. How does it feel?

Help me to live.

I make custom guitar wiring harnesses and I'm pretty damn good at it!
Quote by Bubonic Chronic
With boys it's like "here's an incredibly complex sport to learn with sophisticated rules and various interdependent roles to play in a social unit."

For girls it's like "here's're fat!"
I thought I smelled sheep
You have drums? Play while I play guitar! YES!!! It's a beautiful day today.... "goes off singing"
The times they are a changin'.....
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