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#1
Wow, the holidays haven't been that good since... Well... Before the, un-pleasantries. You cast your mind back to when you were a young preteen’er. Things were easier back then; skipping homework was the worst thing you could have done that day…


Welcome back to the Adventures of our little adventurer “Dee Pitt” a.k.a. “Seth Pitt”.

When the story first began, you were just a normal 12 year old who was excited about your up coming birthday. You were doing homework and you decided to skip doing it… (BIG MISTAKE)
From this point on your life went crazy, you met a hot chick who went by the name of ‘Krissy’ things went from bad to worse, believing that you got this girl pregnant. Turns out your best friend was the one who got her pregnant.
There were incidents with an ex-boyfriend and a plan of revenge was conceived,
Your father OD’d on drugs, the cops blame the drug stash on you and your mother tried to kill you because she is insane, she runs away and your best friend’s father turns out to be your uncle and this other guy who you had met at Macca’s turned out to be your guardian.
There was an ‘unfortunate’ incident on a golf course where you killed half a dozen lawyers and a few innocents but that’s in the past.
You went to court and were found guilty, you fought your way out of the courtroom and your guardian took you away to a new city…

A fresh start was what you needed… A new life. A new name. A new town.

You’re now a guitar playing rocker, you have an awesome girlfriend, Amy. She’s beautiful.


Quick Character List:

“Seth Pitt” - You (guitarist)
Mike – Your best friend from the old town, brought along for the ride and kicking his drug habit. (also being disguised as your ‘cousin&rsquo
Amy – Your girlfriend, awesome singer.
Mark -Guitarist
Jimmy - Bass player
Tyran - Drummer
Sketch- Artist
Dave – Your Guardian


Remember the rules:
First to 3 wins!


Designated Writers:
Azza
Graybass
Guitarhero
blues_to_thrash
AmericanBlanco
DarkEra
IHC
TheBF
RancidPunk
Sol
silhouettica
XxLloydxX
Ragin87
I-Watch-Anime
Leviathan
Metallica708
wolfy808
ebbbaaa
--LP--


(If anyone wants to be added to this list, or removed please PM me(WITH AN AUDITION ) ).


On with the story!!


It’s the last week of summer holidays, Year 8 Awaits!!
What’s on for today?

A)Hook up with Amy
B)Jam with the “Band” (Includes Amy)
C)Study
D)Play Pokemon
E)Practice Guitar (You’ve nearly finished the “learn guitar” book).
F)Get some food before deciding anything


-Azza
Quote by MarchOfEternity
Oh, and azza, you're a pretty good writer! Graybass is a god amongst men and you're turning real quick to be his new messiah lol.

Quote by graybass_20x6
You're doing good, mate.

Keep up the good work.

I'll take A for $500, Alex.
Last edited by azza6 at Sep 6, 2008,
#3
D. girls<pokemon.


im so alone
Last edited by bendystraw at May 8, 2008,
#4
hell yeah! pokemon all the way!
Quote by IncubusMan999
donkey the wise, very good

Quote by Metal_Rich
Living up to your name!


Currently searching for more ego padding quotes.

Me in pit = me being bored. Any help is much appreciated.
#5
Quote by donkey the wise
hell yeah! pokemon all the way!

right. with school coming up, everybody would make fun of him for having weak pokemons. train, train, train!
#6
Please guys make sure you post what letter option you want to use!!
Quote by MarchOfEternity
Oh, and azza, you're a pretty good writer! Graybass is a god amongst men and you're turning real quick to be his new messiah lol.

Quote by graybass_20x6
You're doing good, mate.

Keep up the good work.

I'll take A for $500, Alex.
#9
D pokemon
Quote by IncubusMan999
donkey the wise, very good

Quote by Metal_Rich
Living up to your name!


Currently searching for more ego padding quotes.

Me in pit = me being bored. Any help is much appreciated.
#11
D wins

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Man, school's coming up you'd better get your pokemon ready!!
You run through the long grass and find some lvl 2 ratata, you pwn that n00b with your lvl 12 mudkip, dam your hardcore. SAVE.

You run for the edge of the grass.. OH NOES! lvl 3 pidgey! You quickly flick off the power.

What now??


A)Hook up with Amy
B)Jam with the “Band” (Includes Amy)
C)Study
D)Play Pokemon again! Your not some pussy!
E)Practice Guitar (You’ve nearly finished the “learn guitar” book).
F)Get some food before deciding anything


Sorry thats all from me tonight! Another DW can take it up from here!!
-Azza
Quote by MarchOfEternity
Oh, and azza, you're a pretty good writer! Graybass is a god amongst men and you're turning real quick to be his new messiah lol.

Quote by graybass_20x6
You're doing good, mate.

Keep up the good work.

I'll take A for $500, Alex.
#12
D) Pokemon
Quote by SmElLy KiD
That is priceless man, you might be my new idol.


TS, whenever I see your username, I misread it as "isuckhardcocks."

Just had to get that out there.

We're ticking away, the moments that make up the dull days
#13
E. Food = Godliness
Quote by IncubusMan999
donkey the wise, very good

Quote by Metal_Rich
Living up to your name!


Currently searching for more ego padding quotes.

Me in pit = me being bored. Any help is much appreciated.
#14
Quote by donkey the wise
E. Food = Godliness


Damn you combo breaker.
Quote by SmElLy KiD
That is priceless man, you might be my new idol.


TS, whenever I see your username, I misread it as "isuckhardcocks."

Just had to get that out there.

We're ticking away, the moments that make up the dull days
#16
Quote by Griff_Kid
D pokemon again


Damn this is bad, the pit would rather play pokemon than hook up with their gf...


That's cause everyone knows Pokemon is much cooler than a girlfriend.

There should be an option to dump Amy for Pokemon.
Quote by SmElLy KiD
That is priceless man, you might be my new idol.


TS, whenever I see your username, I misread it as "isuckhardcocks."

Just had to get that out there.

We're ticking away, the moments that make up the dull days
#19
Haha, D again?!

Lol I'm not writing i just wanted to check that people were still voting..
Quote by MarchOfEternity
Oh, and azza, you're a pretty good writer! Graybass is a god amongst men and you're turning real quick to be his new messiah lol.

Quote by graybass_20x6
You're doing good, mate.

Keep up the good work.

I'll take A for $500, Alex.
#22
Quote by azza6
Haha, D again?!

Lol I'm not writing i just wanted to check that people were still voting..


Well get someone writng.

And who ends without building up the cliffhanger?!

A PIDGEY IS NOT A CLIFFHANGER.

And you promised there'd be Pokemen, where is our story? We have three votes and I want to read about Pokemen.

And I still haven't had my juice .
#24
Quote by isuckhardcore
That's cause everyone knows Pokemon is much cooler than a girlfriend.

There should be an option to dump Amy for Pokemon.



Good idea! Someone get writing!
#26
Quote by soulflyV
Yeah, this thread needs more Pokemans.


I concur. Pokemans FTW!!
#30
D wins

******

You turn on your Gameboy Colour (yes, COLOUR, learn to spell). Ah, good old Pokemon Blue. You can't remember where you last saved the game but it turns out you were just before the 2nd gym. Damn, someone must have wiped your uber file. Oh well. You have Pikachu, Charmeleon, Pidgey, Butterfree, Jigglypuff and Clefairy.

Amy must have been on this...

So you send Charmeleon out against Misty, surely this will.... "Water Gun! OHKO!" Oh shi---

"Alright, GO PIKACHU!" Am I getting too into this?

Thundershock... damn, only half health. Water Gun does naff all to Pikachu. You laugh manically.

...

Pikachu is the winner! Misty eats dirt and gives you some badge, some money you'll never spend and TM that contains a move you'll never use. Still, you're on a high, this is surely better than preteen sex...

An hour has passed... man, Misty sure put up a fight, kinda reminds you of---

No, you're not a preteen anymore...


So what happens now?

a) Give Amy a call, rant at her about wiping your 'mon.
b) Grab some food.
c) Try and get "the band" together.
d) Fap.
"And after all of this, I am amazed...

...that I am cursed far more than I am praised."
#32
Quote by jhardcore
E, play Pokemon again.


i'm not writing about f-ing pokemon all the time.

kthx.
"And after all of this, I am amazed...

...that I am cursed far more than I am praised."
#34
C... get the band back together
Quote by innertom
So much down syndrome

remember UG Community? thought so.
#35
C, cause bands are better than girls and food.
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
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#38
A. She must suffer the consequences!!!
Quote by Grundy0
Never forget what really matters in life, friends and family.
Team Pale Yellow?
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