#1
I have a very bad cold and I feel horrible

Can you guys cheer me up?
''Technological advancements are like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal.'' - Albert Einstein
#2
a kitten just died from alcohol poisoning. way too much WHINE
Quote by IncubusMan999
donkey the wise, very good

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Me in pit = me being bored. Any help is much appreciated.
#3


If this doesn't cheer you up then nothing will.
The DNA results show that Jeremy Kyle is a nob.


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I want to look at your sexual naked body.
#4
Quote by donkey the wise
a kitten just died from alcohol poisoning. way too much WHINE


I'm sorry but did someone shat in your cereal this morning or were you just molested by a trusted family member as a child?
''Technological advancements are like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal.'' - Albert Einstein
#7
Quote by rickyy
I'm sorry but did someone shat in your cereal this morning or were you just molested by a trusted family member as a child?

must.
not.
pick apart.
grammar.

but seriously no offense intended, i was making a harmless joke. just listen to dont worry be happy, and try to ignore the fact that the singer committed suicide.
Quote by IncubusMan999
donkey the wise, very good

Quote by Metal_Rich
Living up to your name!


Currently searching for more ego padding quotes.

Me in pit = me being bored. Any help is much appreciated.
#8
40,000 people died last night. that's a possible 200,000 people effected by their deaths. they are mourning right now.
#9
Quote by rickyy
I'm sorry but did someone shat in your cereal this morning or were you just molested by a trusted family member as a child?


That's brilliant. shat should be **** though. Shat = generally past tense.

Still.
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#10
Quote by JaykeSucks
That's brilliant. shat should be **** though. Shat = generally past tense.

Still.



I used shat because I can't say ****
''Technological advancements are like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal.'' - Albert Einstein
#12
Quote by donkey the wise
must.
just listen to dont worry be happy, and try to ignore the fact that the singer committed suicide.


Bobby McFerrin isn't dead, dude.

Fail.

EDIT: You're thinking of Felix Powell, who wrote "Pack Up Your Troubles In Your Old Kit Bag and Smile, Smile, Smile". Shot himself in the heart with a rifle. Pretty epic...
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Last edited by JaykeSucks at May 8, 2008,
#14
still rickrolling?
Quote by IncubusMan999
donkey the wise, very good

Quote by Metal_Rich
Living up to your name!


Currently searching for more ego padding quotes.

Me in pit = me being bored. Any help is much appreciated.
#15
Quote by donkey the wise
still rickrolling?


The link was for me, bitch Not you!
''Technological advancements are like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal.'' - Albert Einstein
#16
curiousity killed the cat. and rickrolled the donkey
Quote by IncubusMan999
donkey the wise, very good

Quote by Metal_Rich
Living up to your name!


Currently searching for more ego padding quotes.

Me in pit = me being bored. Any help is much appreciated.