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#1
So much **** can go wrong. Condom breaking, morning after pill... damn that alone scares the **** out of me. Its awesome having sex and all but thats some scary stuff.
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#2
stop watching porn then.
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#3
Don't forget AIDS.
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#6
Ok.

I think the biggest problem is the thought of you reproducing by choice, that's when I'll be scared.
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#9
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Don't forget AIDS.

wow, that's the first time I've seen that used legitimately here.

kudos.
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#10
Did you create this thread just to hint to us that you've had sex? Congratulations.

I, myself, choose not to have sex. My parents probably did, so therefore it is uncool. Maybe next you can start wearing sweater-vests. Fag.
#11
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i wouldnt worry about impregnating the family cat

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#12
as long as your gf isn't pregnant for 3 months without knowing it like this girl i know, not too much can happen. A COUPLE OF CELLS ISN'T A HUMAN BEING
#14
No it's not. End of.
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#16
Sex thread, and if you are scared of it, you probably aren't ready to handle it. A good gauge to when you're ready is when you can own up to the possible consequences that can come from having sex.
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#17
Ahahaha.... awwhhh....
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#19
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Did you create this thread just to hint to us that you've had sex? Congratulations.

I, myself, choose not to have sex. My parents probably did, so therefore it is uncool. Maybe next you can start wearing sweater-vests. Fag.
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#20
Quote by TastyMooglePie
wow, that's the first time I've seen that used legitimately here.

kudos.


Quote by Ez0ph
That was a different Feb08er that threatened to suck you off
I remember that


Sadly, I was the threatened.
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Let it be known that I concur with everything this gentleman says, ever.



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#21
if you are scared of the consequences, don't do it.
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#22
Theres a scarwy sex monsta under ma bed.


He looks like my neighbor...
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#23
Lol in the few minutes it took me to type that up, about 10 people posted.
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I once wore that shirt and it got me so many bitches my penis got a rash from gropage.
#25
Suck it up, pussy.

That or just remain a virgin.
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#26
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Theres a scarwy sex monsta under ma bed.


He looks like my neighbor...


no he doesn't.

wait...

oh shi-
#27
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i wouldnt worry about impregnating the family cat



LMFAO HAHAHAHA

u get an E-cookie Metalcore123
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#28
Not to mention STDs...


Having to deal with either an abortion or getting treatment down the slapper clinic has put me off sleeping with random people.. I made my boyfriend get an STD test before I'd stop using condoms
#29
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Damn sex is scary.
That means you're doing it right.
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#31
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Don't forget AIDS.

First time AIDS has been a legitimate response to a thread.
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#33
To be honest anything could be scary if you think about it,

walking, - you could get raped, hit by a car, trip over and smash your face on the floor causing a violent and bloody death, squashed by an angry lampost that decides to fall on you, eaten by a cat, ect ect

learn to live with it

or just be a fag for the rest of your life
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#34
youve been scared into not having it by your teachers and parents/whatever/blah blah

just do it and wear protection and dont be a dip**** about it
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#35
Quote by beckyjc
Be gay.

I have none of those worries.


congrats

you win: 7500 proile views

TS: get a life
Get off this damn forum and play your damn guitar.
#36
There are possible consequences for a lot of the fun things in life that your parents tell you not to do.

You risk dying by drinking, smoking, doing drugs, or just walking down the street. Welcome to life, kid.

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Did you create this thread just to hint to us that you've had sex? Congratulations.

I, myself, choose not to have sex. My parents probably did, so therefore it is uncool. Maybe next you can start wearing sweater-vests. Fag.


I agree with the first part.

As for the second,
Do you really choose not to have sex? Or are you just too ugly? Small penis? What?

Also, unless you're a test tube baby or your mom was artificially inseminated, your parents did, in fact, have sex.

Also also, you consider everything that your parents do, uncool? My parents breathe. Should I stop breathing to be cool?

Also also also, homosexuals don't have to worry about morning-after pills, buddy. Therefore, the TS is not a "fag."

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#37
Quote by TastyMooglePie
wow, that's the first time I've seen that used legitimately here.

kudos.

lmao
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#38
Quote by TEK34
Scary thing is... my friend had an abortion last week after split condom and morning after pill.

honest
At that point I'd have it.

I mean, that's one tough motherf*cking baby!!
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#39
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At that point I'd have it.

I mean, that's one tough motherf*cking baby!!

also LMAO
TheBurningFish wrote:
I don't mean to generalise but I don't believe the average Coldplay fan is a massive musical theory nut.


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#40
all i can give you for advice dude is to watch out for the vagina snail, we read all about it in health class.
apparently some women have a small parasitic snail with sharp teeth in their vagina that will bite any penis's who find themselves so bold as to penetrate the hosts body. true fact.
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