#1
Horrible

Nasty Vomit
Chewy Cockroach
Mouldy Stench
Sick Sack
Failed Erection
Puking Goo
Yellow Teeth
Rotten Corpse
Stomach Acid
Roger Waters
Stale Breath
Disasterous Foot
Stinking Hell

Lovely

Relaxing Bath
Smooth Whiskey
Great Life
Happy Woman
Beautiful Sunset
Lucky T-Shirt
Bruce Forsythe
Thumping Smile
The Best Day of Your Life

Horrible

Repulsive Odor
Mouldy Organs
Insect Stew
Beetle Lotion
Dirty Hands
Scattering Fleas
Rotting Gums
Rummaging Lice

Lovely

Beautiful Flowers
Cosy Fire
Gorgeous Girlfriend
Jesus on Toast
Delicious Sunday Roast
Hot Curry
David Gilmour
Comfortable Sofa
The Return of Your Loved Ones
#2
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Guitars:
Gibson Les Paul Studio
Dean Razorback Explosion

Amps:
Peavey ValveKing 112

Effects:
BOSS ME-50
Metal Muff
#4
I like the idea, but I don't see the link between any of the words, so this just seems like jargon. There's no message.

Except I might be a twat and missing a possible Pink Floyd reference, because you've mentioned Roger Waters and David Gilmour.

However, it does do what it says in the title
My "Rig":

Fender American Telecaster
Boss OD-2
EHX Small Clone
EHX SMM avec HAZARAI
#6
When I read the title I was like "no way, this is going to be some lamenting cliche UG poem that has little to do with the title and if it does its going to suck."

But... good job
#8
Quote by we have sound

You're a nut, Alex. A right fucking nut.


Nail on head.

This made me laugh and sigh.
#9
Love it
Drop another coin in the slot, and I will tell you more...