#1
OK my friend sent me a recording of paul harvie about these 2 gay guys. They WERE "FELCHING" . The one guy put a cardboard tube up his partners ass and put there pet hamster in it! The hamster went "inside" the guys rectum and was shot out when he purposely ripped ass. When it came out they yelled "Armageddon!". So the two idiots tried it again and this time the hamster didn't come out so the one without the tube up his ass got a match and threw it down the tube to get the hamster out. Instead of getting the hamster out, the match lit "a pocket of intestinal gas" and ignited the hamsters hair which ignited even more gas. Needless to say the hamster was shot out like a bullet and burnt the first partner in the face and burnt the second ones colon. They both were severely injured and takin to the hospital. The first partner also received a broken nose from the hamster hitting him!

I found this extremely awesomely funny but you need to here the recording...
#2
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#3
Funny ass shiit? You counted wrong, bucko.
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#5
^oh, okay.

This is...real..? I don't want to click on the link..
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#6
That's not felching.

Not felching at all.
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