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#1
As I was forced by some guitar players too join ug, I beg you to reject me.

REJECT ME (im not even a guitarist)
#5
forced how?
The Elephant asked the Camel , oh why is your breast on your back Camel? To which the Camel replied, Why that is a strange question from someone with their dick on their face!
#7
I love you! Welcome to UG! Enjoy your stay!

Quick! Everyone friend him!

DON'T PANIC! DON'T PANIC!
THEY DON'T LIKE IT UP 'EM!
#10
Forced you? It's sad that you can't say "No"
Quote by Ez0ph
That was a different Feb08er that threatened to suck you off
I remember that


Sadly, I was the threatened.
Quote by Firenze


Let it be known that I concur with everything this gentleman says, ever.



www.myspace.com/tarsusmusic
#11
Quote by blackbak
As I was forced by some guitar players too join ug, I beg you to reject me.

REJECT ME (im not even a guitarist)

'Scuse me, can you tell me if this hanky smells of chloroform?
#12
just post some porn and be banned.
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#15
Quote by Logz



Unless you join UG



This man speaks the truth. Don't learn the hard way.

ONE OF US! ONE OF US!


.....lol......hard.......
Quote by Roc8995
Thin necks make you play faster because guitars with thin necks sound thin and bad, and you play fast to distract people from the bad tone.
#16
ACCEPTED! everyone add him quick!

This is Larry The If you click him, he will give you magic powers.
srsly.


If you are not willing to die for the perfect s'more, Then you don't deserve a s'more at all.
#18
NOOOOOOOOOOOO I said im not a guitarist, cant you reject me?
by the way cannibal corpse torture methods can be realy persuasive to join ug
#20
Quote by Zugunruhe
just post some porn and be banned.



Listen...


Stop telling people to post porn. If they wanna be banned they can ask.
You're like the kid that always tells other people what to do but is too scared to actually do it.
Been away, am back
#21
Quote by blackbak
NOOOOOOOOOOOO I said im not a guitarist, cant you reject me?
by the way cannibal corpse torture methods can be realy persuasive to join ug



Quote by Mask_Of_Sanity
...Guitar player? I thought the pit was for masturbators...
Ah well...


Pay attention.
#22
Objection!
Quote by ZanasCross
I'm now so drunk that even if my mom had given me a blow job at aeg 2, i'd be like I'm a pmp, butches.!

If this even madkes sense... if yhou sig this, Iw ll kill you.
#23
Quote by thefoldarsoldar
This man speaks the truth. Don't learn the hard way.

ONE OF US! ONE OF US!


.....lol......hard.......


****ing hilarious!!

and btw... how can you be forced to join a website?!?!

if you dont want to use it, then .... DONT!!
Someone Shit on the coats!
#24
join date march?????

youve bin here a while to cry for rejection
Quote by Lord-O-Donuts
'Nine out of ten people actually enjoy gang rape.'
#26
Quote by Logz
Listen...


Stop telling people to post porn. If they wanna be banned they can ask.
You're like the kid that always tells other people what to do but is too scared to actually do it.

Art thou challenging me?
When all else fails, ask the pit.
#28
Quote by I-Watch-Anime
Art thou challenging me?


If you want. I guarantee ill win though.
Been away, am back
#29
Quote by Logz
Listen...


Stop telling people to post porn. If they wanna be banned they can ask.
You're like the kid that always tells other people what to do but is too scared to actually do it.


#30
Was it this man who forced you?


If so, you need to kick him square in the balls and run away.
#31
Quote by helper1234
Was it this man who forced you?


If so, you need to kick him square in the balls and run away.



hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Quote by Lord-O-Donuts
'Nine out of ten people actually enjoy gang rape.'
#32
Quote by Logz
Listen...


Stop telling people to post porn. If they wanna be banned they can ask.
You ARE the kid that always tells other people what to do but is too scared to actually do it.



Fixed
#33
Quote by helper1234
Was it this man who forced you?


If so, you need to kick him square in the balls and run away.





Too soon?


ah fuvk that
#35
Quote by Don't Panic Ok?
I want this person to have more friends than Tom!



LOL... AGREED!!
Someone Shit on the coats!
#36
Quote by axis56
join date march?????

youve bin here a while to cry for rejection


i thought i was the only one who noticed that
Roses are red
Voilets are blue
The only bulge in my pocket is my wallet
No i'm not happy to see you
#37
Quote by Logz
If you want. I guarantee ill win though.

By that you mean out-porn me or just ban me?
When all else fails, ask the pit.
#38
ban. Sometimes i wish this wasnt a family site though
Been away, am back
#39
Quote by I-Watch-Anime
By that you mean out-porn me or just ban me?

He's talking about the big punishment....banning you from porn.
#40
Quote by The Spoon
He's talking about the big punishment....banning you from porn.

OH NOES!
When all else fails, ask the pit.
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