#3
, i don't like his music much, but that was pretty damn good, esp. the core audience part and that axl rose mention


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#4
Nice.
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You know youre a guitar player if you see hot girls and says:

"I'd tap her like a Van Halen solo"

and your friends are all:

"Dude, is that a new ice cream or something?"
#7
He is always hilarious.
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#9
"Get me the guy who plays whistle on paradise city.

You mean axl rose???

I dont care what his name is"


fuken classic
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#10
"If I can't get the girl, why wouldn't I just tell her I'm John Mayer?"
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#13
If you think that's good, watch this.

Bear Suit Video
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#14
I love John Mayer
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#17
IMO, he's one of those guys that needs a TV show, because he would rule with it.

I know he had one for one episode of something like that (on VH1 I think), and I truly loved it, and I loved tis video.

He could pull it off with no doubts in my mind. He's just too funny to keep under wraps.
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#18
John is amazing.

A great guitar player with a fucking great sense of humor.

"How bout this one, 'M'."
"It's called 'M', for Mega"
"I like it!"

John is a god
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#19
Quote by Dimebag22
John is amazing.

A great guitar player with a fucking great sense of humor.

"How bout this one, 'M'."
"It's called 'M', for Mega"
"I like it!"

John is a god

I thought he said " 'M' for Mayer".

I could have just misheard, though.
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#21
Really not funny. That's what I actually picture him being like.

John Mayer, I hate you in every way. You sir, are the Richard Nixon to my Hunter S. Thompson.
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#22
"Will you watch your language?! There's a ****ing baby in the room!"
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#23
Quote by fallenangel20
I thought he said " 'M' for Mayer".

I could have just misheard, though.



I heard that too. It seems like it would fit with his attitude in that video, bein' all arrogant and such
#25
"i never took to drugs, the coke farts were just horrible, so i hired a guy, im gonna need you to do more drugs, i need all your desperation for my guitar solos"

this is all so ****ing hilarious
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#26
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"i never took to drugs, the coke farts were just horrible, so i hired a guy, im gonna need you to do more drugs, i need all your desperation for my guitar solos"

this is all so ****ing hilarious



I think that was my favorite part of the video.
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#28
Also, my second favorite line:

"Have all the chords in music been found? Most will say, "Yes". I say, "Not so fast, asshole.""

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#31
Quote by strat335
I heard that too. It seems like it would fit with his attitude in that video, bein' all arrogant and such

I totally don't hear that. I listened to it like 5 times and I still hear Mega.
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You fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way
Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town
Waiting for someone or something to show you the way
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#36
Quote by fallenangel20
IMO, he's one of those guys that needs a TV show, because he would rule with it.

I know he had one for one episode of something like that (on VH1 I think), and I truly loved it, and I loved tis video.

He could pull it off with no doubts in my mind. He's just too funny to keep under wraps.


I posted this recently, here it is again...

John Mayer Has A TV Show

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xrgeg_john-mayer-has-a-tv-show-vh1_fun

Featuring:

Bear Suit in Jones Beach
Male Pattern Baldness
Soundcheck (I was at this soundcheck )
Another Fake Focus Group
John Signs A Boob (I was here too!)

With Special Guest: Trick Daddy
#37
Great video Ive seen it before..but its still hilarious !
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