#1
im sure its been done before, so if it has go ahead and yell at me but i wanna see some really weird ones
#3
I just used this.

"that's a nice dress, but I think it'd look better on my floor"

I win!

Oh and "you have 206 bones in your body, want one more?"
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#5
I've literally said this.

"Baby, I'm gonna **** the hell out of your mouth, then i'ma **** your ass till it bleeds."

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#6
Is that a searchbar in your pants or are you just happy to see me? Again?
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#7
guy:"wow your boobs are huge"

girl: "wanna see them?"

guy: '**** yeah!"

girl: *smacks dude with blunt object*
Team Orange

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You calling your parents assholes because they wouldn't buy you a phone with a camera? Maybe you deserve to have picks on your nips.
#8
Did you just fart? Cause I'm blown away.
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#9
F*ck me if I'm wrong, but have we had secks before?
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#11
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Did you just fart? Cause I'm blown away.


That's the winner
Team Orange

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You calling your parents assholes because they wouldn't buy you a phone with a camera? Maybe you deserve to have picks on your nips.
#12
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Oh I remember that one...
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#13
that shirt is very becoming on you... if I was on you, I'd becoming too.


it worked... once...
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#14
Worst: Let's get naked.

Best: Let's get naked.
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#16
funniest but stupidest most reatarded 1 ever

"r u from tennessee cuz ur the only ten i see"

i didnt say this i herd it at camp


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#17
" im gonna get straight to it, i want to be on you"
tried this a couple of times
not the best reactions
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#18
i was at a party and one of my friends just kept going up to random girls and asking "hey do you watch the hills?". and since every girl in the US does they are always like "OMGs yeah blah blah" and then he would ask them "who do you like better lauren or sarah" or something like that (he only knew two charecter's names and the girls would go off talking about it, then they would sit and chat for awhile. i seriously watched him pick up conversation with 10+ girls in an hour and half on that line alone.

but another one that i can vouch for working is that if you see a girl pull out a cig you walk up to her, pull out your lighter and say "i was always told a pretty girl should never have to light her own cigs" and light it for her. works like a charm
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Remember through colors
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#19
I'm a little wired... what do you say I take you home and eat your pussy?
#20
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i was at a party and one of my friends just kept going up to random girls and asking "hey do you watch the hills?". and since every girl in the US does they are always like "OMGs yeah blah blah" and then he would ask them "who do you like better lauren or sarah" or something like that (he only knew two charecter's names and the girls would go off talking about it, then they would sit and chat for awhile. i seriously watched him pick up conversation with 10+ girls in an hour and half on that line alone.

but another one that i can vouch for working is that if you see a girl pull out a cig you walk up to her, pull out your lighter and say "i was always told a pretty girl should never have to light her own cigs" and light it for her. works like a charm

Your friend is very clever, I think I might try that for the hell of it sometime.

Also one I heard here which I loved, "Nice legs, what time they open?"
#22
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I've literally said this.

"Baby, I'm gonna **** the hell out of your mouth, then i'ma **** your ass till it bleeds."



did the pitbull understand you ?
#23
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that shirt is very becoming on you... if I was on you, I'd becoming too.


it worked... once...


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#24
"hey, i'm sine squared. would you like to like to be cosine squared so we could become one together?"

...

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...that I am cursed far more than I am praised."
#25
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#26
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LOL


I just used that, said it to a girl on msn. It's now her personal message...
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