#1
When I was really quite drunk.


I'm just gonna keep this simple, I need 10 jokes about the 18th century farm industry by Saturday or I lose £10.


I know, I'm pretty screwed.
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#3
What's the difference between the 18th century farm industry and the 18th century farm industry?

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.
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#7
How many 18th century farmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Zero, they had no lightbulbs.

Why did the 18th century farmer cross the road?
To sell a chicken.

What was once brown and sticky?
A stick on an 18th century farm.
#8
These are pure comedic gold! 6 more to go!
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#9
An 18th century farmer gets up in the morning, yells to his family and tells them to get outside because it's harvesting season. The farmer's wife and three kids get up and go out, and they end up harvesting plenty for their themselves and enough more to sell. What's wrong with this picture?


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His wife isn't in the kitchen!!
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#10
Did you hear about when the 18th century farmer went camping?

It was intents!!!!!

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haha

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#11
what did the 18th century farmer pay to cross the bridge?
a jethro toll!



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c'mon, they don't have to be good jokes, right?
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#12
Why wasn't the farmer's son in the field?


He was too busy ****ing his cousin!

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#13
Quote by BillieJoeFreak:
A man gets up in the morning, yells to his family and tells them to get outside because it's harvesting season. The farmer's wife and three kids get up and go out, and they end up harvesting plenty for their themselves and enough more to sell. What's wrong with this picture?


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His wife isn't in the kitchen!!


But in the 18th century wives had a way more important role than just the kitchen. They had to grow food and fetch water and wash clothes and milk cows...etc.
#14
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Why wasn't the farmer's son in the field?


He was too busy ****ing his cousin!


damn i was trying to think of incest jokes too!
#15
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But in the 18th century wives had a way more important role than just the kitchen. They had to grow food and fetch water and wash clothes and milk cows...etc.

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#18
Why did the 18th century farmer have so many graves in his backyard.

There were no condoms in the 18th century.
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#20
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I am sorry, he didn't specify that the jokes had to be historically accurate. My bad you are in the right.

^^b
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#23
I honestly think you're going to win this bet, and share with everyone who contributed a joke...
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#26
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A man walks into a barn...


So Dimebag walks into an 18th century bar....
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If you are rowing down the road in your canoe and your wagon wheel falls off. How many pancakes does it take to make a doghouse?

Green, because a vest has no sleeves.

Can't we all just get a bong?
#27
I laughed so hard at those, thanks a lot guys, I'll definitely update you.


Feel free to keep these coming, they're gold
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#28
An 18th century farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good rhythm going when a bug flew into the barn and started circling his head. Suddenly, the bug flew into the cow's ear. The farmer didn't think much about it, until the bug squirted out into his bucket. It went in one ear and out the udder.
#29
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An 18th century farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good rhythm going when a bug flew into the barn and started circling his head. Suddenly, the bug flew into the cow's ear. The farmer didn't think much about it, until the bug squirted out into his bucket. It went in one ear and out the udder.


That was pretty great haha
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#30
Which candidate won the majority of the female vote in 1796?

Oh wait! Women couldn't vote!


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#31
whats the count? that cow one was great haha.
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#32
just make a tenner doing chores or something.

it'll better than these jokes...

apart the soulja boy one...

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