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#1
To get a girls number! 3 days! I own! Im such a stud!
Whats you're record?
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#9
I dunno, I'm sure I could talk to a girl one day and ask her for hers. Yeah I'm THAT awesome.
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#10
well, my phone book is full of girls' numbers. i get numbers in the first 5 minutes of a conversation. i'm awesome

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#11
A) Have you phoned it yet to make sure it's not actually some rapist's number?
B) Whoop-de-doo. Create a medicine to cure aids and then maybe I'll give you a golf clap.
#13
I got a number in like 5 minutes. NO BS.

edit: I also got to second base in under 30 min, and won 5 dollars.
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#14
it took me to be at a baseball game to get this chicks #, i didnt even say a thing to her, she game up to me, gave me her # and said call me, i was like, um wtf just happened lol
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#15
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How about I slept with her 3 times before I got her number?


this guy wins.

and TS, you really need to step up your game if it takes 3 days.
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#16
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TS you made my day... thank you


Agreed.


I usually give up after too long. I dont waste time "chasing" girls. I'm not a fan of games.
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#18
Dude youre grade 8 lol That girl just wants to rob your crazy bones
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#19
forget numbers. just sleep with them.

girls come up to me i dont have to do anything.
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#20
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Dude youre grade 8 lol That girl just wants to rob your crazy bones


I remember crazy bones they were so awesome

and lol at TS took me lets see..... 5 minutes
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#22
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To get a girls number! 3 days! I own! Im such a stud!
Whats you're record?



Lmao!
You being serious?
#23
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forget numbers. just sleep with them.

girls come up to me i dont have to do anything.
What this guy said.

I never knew the name of the last girl I slept with, let alone her phone number.
#24
Well the girl wanted to take things slow and gave me her number 14 years after giving birth to me
#26
5 minutes

"Hey amy, can I get your number?"
"I just gave it to Andrew, ask him"
"Andrew give me Amy's number."
"No."
"Amy He won't give me your number"
"Ok."

Then she gave me her number.
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#27
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5 minutes

"Hey amy, can I get your number?"
"I just gave it to Andrew, ask him"
"Andrew give me Amy's number."
"No."
"Amy He won't give me your number"
"Ok."

Then she gave me her number.


That took 5 minutes? Do you all talk like Stevie from Malcolm in the Middle?
#28
when i was trying, like a few mins?
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#30
Like 1 minute?

Went up to an interesting girl, said you look like somebody i should get to know. She laughed. I asked what her name was, she said it and asked for mine. I said I'd love to chat but I've got to get to class in 5 minutes (college campus) give me your number and we'll go out soon.

Got the number.


Now the whole entire she-bang after getting the numbers is what I suck ass at!
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#32
as long as it takes to say hello ask her name and then get out my phone and say whats your number

lol i feel good about myself now
#34
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That took 5 minutes? Do you all talk like Stevie from Malcolm in the Middle?



I thought the same thing...


And 3 days? What's that all about? If you already know the girl, it should take about 5 seconds...If you just met her, how did you stay in contact for three days to get the number without her number?

(If that made any sense.)
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#37
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well i have a myspace......2 minutes


Well I have a phonebook....30 seconds.

On topic, though, once I ate Chipotle twice in one day.

I did not poop for three days. My farts were so terrible. It was like all the plagues combined into one terrible poop.

Terrible.
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#39
ive gotten to third base with a girl who had a boyfriend in one night, without even getting her number.

true story.
#40
Quote by lespaulrocks39
Well I have a phonebook....30 seconds.

On topic, though, once I ate Chipotle twice in one day.

I did not poop for three days. My farts were so terrible. It was like all the plagues combined into one terrible poop.

Terrible.


what?! chipotle is like oxigen for me!.. when im in the States...
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