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#1
so i recently got screwed over by a friend, whos a girl of course , so i was wondering what are some non violent ways i can get back at her, just for the fun of it.(note not the first time shes screwed me over). pranks,and w/e else you got. lets hear what the pit has to say....

ps: i will not rape her in revenge. and im sure somone will say it anyway, most likley the first person then someone will quote and and put +1. lol just a guess
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#3
Find a safe (or not so safe, your choice) way to make her miss her period for a couple months, that would certainly be interesting.
#4
eyedrops in whatever she's eating.

edit; that wont make her miss her period btw. Or maybe it will. A rape would.
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#5
What about put a pigs trotter in her ass ?

or a fish head in her lunch box, ...or some drugs in her socks and call a swat unit to a scene of drugs, the sniffer dog will turn up, ...whilst your in a bush watching you'll be laughing, until she's chucked in prison.

or not.
#6
What happened if you don't mind me asking?
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#8
Poop on her chest.
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#9
What about put a pigs trotter in her ass ?
or a fish head in her lunch box, ...or some drugs in her socks and call a swat unit to a scene of drugs, the sniffer dog will turn up, ...whilst your in a bush watching you'll be laughing, until she's chucked in prison.
or not.

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#11
put powdered gatorade in the gas tank of her car. if someone catches you, say that you thought her car looked thirsty.
#12
You tranqualize her, strip her, drive her into chinatown, paint 'free' on her back with big blue letters, then dump her on the streets.


*cough*

Or just pour laxatives in all her food.
#13
put powdered gatorade in the gas tank of her car. if someone catches you, say that you thought her car looked thirsty.
#14
Post her phone number here. Now that would teach her a lesson.
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steal everything of her's that isn't bolted down
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put powdered gatorade in the gas tank of her car. if someone catches you, say that you thought her car looked thirsty.


That's twice you've reposted someone else's post.
It won't work.
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Post her phone number here. Now that would teach her a lesson.


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so i recently got screwed over by a friend, whos a girl of course , so i was wondering what are some non violent ways i can get back at her, just for the fun of it.(note not the first time shes screwed me over). pranks,and w/e else you got. lets hear what the pit has to say....

ps: i will not rape her in revenge. and im sure somone will say it anyway, most likley the first person then someone will quote and and put +1. lol just a guess


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#20
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Post her phone number here. Now that would teach her a lesson.



o wow thats very tempting but i dont know if im that bad of a person lol. besides is that against any of the rules? haha if its not and she starts stuff with me again i jsut migth have to do that....

and to the first person. i might be immature or i might just wanna see what the pit has to say to lighten my mood. you decide
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#21
Don't post her phone number, I'd have to pay to call. Post her e-mail, yey!
#22
ill give it to you plain and simple dude. your gonna have to glue her roastbeef curtains shut.
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#23
hmm...steal all of her tampons. find a way to put her bras in a freezer. you know. the classics. lol.
#24
post her e-mail and msn
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#25
haha i can post her myspace if you want? that shouldnt do to much damage right,
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haha i can post her myspace if you want? that shouldnt do to much damage right,


Yeah do that


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#29
okey dokey... lemme see??? tiger balm in panties, that would burn like hell i assume. or... crap, let me see i just had one. oh yeah, call her mom, and apologize for fuc*ing the sh*t out of her daughter in her bed. hahahahahahahaha
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Find a safe (or not so safe, your choice) way to make her miss her period for a couple months, that would certainly be interesting.


Birth control pills will make her miss her period if she doesnt stop taking them. Most women who take them go off for a little bit once a month or so to have their period. If you got some and ground them up and put them in her food every day, after a couple months she wouldnt have her period and get worried. Then you could proceed to suggest the possibility that she is pregnant.
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#31
Rape.
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It's the coming.
#32
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Poop on her chest.


Well,I just involuntarily spit all over my monitor thank you very much.


Do like the sour patch kids comercial,chop off one of her pig/pony tails,but instead of hugging her afterwards,kick her in the t-wat.
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#33
Photoshop her face into a pron pic. Lulz ensured.
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#34
Ok so I use suggest this prank all the time, and it's great. Here's how it goes:


and it only works if they have a small pet.


1. Kidnap small pet. Put in safe place.

2. Go to store, but pillow sack, ground beef, feathers (color of said pet), and tape.

3. Mix feathers and beef, place in pillow sack, tie sack shut.

4. Tape sack under lawn mower, by the blades.

5. Sit and wait for the horror.
#35
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Photoshop her face into a pron pic. Lulz ensured.



so simple, my god it just might work!
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#36
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so simple, my god it just might work!

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#37
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Rape.



finally.. +1
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finally.. +1


What I still can't get is that my post was the 31st one, and nobody had said it before me.
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#39
piss in her cheerios?
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#40
If you both still talk then don't say anything about it. Act as if you don't want to see her again, but don't flat out ignore her. Make sure she sees that you're having fun with friends ALL the time. Most girls are sensitive, so her guilt will kill her.
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