#1
Yes im talking about sex.............. Not Boston.
So me and my soon-to-be wife have already used whipped cream and chocolate sauce. But now im stuck.
What other edible things could we use? (nothing to messy like marshmellow cream or syrup)
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one time i got up in the middle of the night to take a shit... and the toilet seat was warm....
#4
Yeah, syrup and whipped cream aren't messy...

Who cares if it's messy, or if it takes a long time to "clean up"
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#6
Quote by Maus24
Yeah, syrup and whipped cream aren't messy...

Who cares if it's messy, or if it takes a long time to "clean up"


I dont want to get any stickier :P
We could go shower i guess.....
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Girls are complicated - Just turn gay and don't bother.


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OK, so now, for Christmas, I'd like the ability to have an erection again.



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one time i got up in the middle of the night to take a shit... and the toilet seat was warm....
#7
Quote by Zenith Lead
Yes im talking about sex.............. Not Boston.
So me and my soon-to-be wife have already used whipped cream and chocolate sauce. But now im stuck.
What other edible things could we use? (nothing to messy like marshmellow cream or syrup)


I stopped reading there.

Just kidding. Bananas?
#8
eww. unless u two are young i regret reading this

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#9
hot dogs, an imagination and open mind?
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#10
+1 to the bananas.
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#13
To be honest, when I first started reading your posts...however long ago you joined, I didn't think you were over 13.


But you have a fiance.


....
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I remember that


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#15
Quote by Zenith Lead
Yes im talking about sex.............. Not Boston.
So me and my soon-to-be wife have already used whipped cream and chocolate sauce. But now im stuck.
What other edible things could we use? (nothing to messy like marshmellow cream or syrup)


Why simply use edible items when a massive array of rubber and plastic instruments are available?
Is it a bad thing if one of your testicles is larger then the other two?
#17
Yes we're still young. Getting married after graduation.
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Girls are complicated - Just turn gay and don't bother.


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OK, so now, for Christmas, I'd like the ability to have an erection again.



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one time i got up in the middle of the night to take a shit... and the toilet seat was warm....
#18
Ice cream


who caught that reference?

E-cookie for first person who gets it

oh btw I was really hoping for a Boston thread you kinda ruined my night lol
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#19
Red meat.


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#20
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To be honest, when I first started reading your posts...however long ago you joined, I didn't think you were over 13.


But you have a fiance.


....



Honestly? I dont know if im insulted or....... Well. thanks for noticing me i guess.
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Girls are complicated - Just turn gay and don't bother.


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OK, so now, for Christmas, I'd like the ability to have an erection again.



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one time i got up in the middle of the night to take a shit... and the toilet seat was warm....
#21
No problem!
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That was a different Feb08er that threatened to suck you off
I remember that


Sadly, I was the threatened.
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#23
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battery acid? yumm


Oh for sure.
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Girls are complicated - Just turn gay and don't bother.


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OK, so now, for Christmas, I'd like the ability to have an erection again.



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one time i got up in the middle of the night to take a shit... and the toilet seat was warm....
#24
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Salami is the most sensual of meats


I find pastrami to be the most sensual of the salted, cured meats.
#25
Quote by Zenith Lead
Yes we're still young. Getting married after graduation.


why do you need so much excitement in foreplay? the actual sex is the best part.
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I don't want to give myself over to a world of Regina Spektor, Van Gogh posters, and loud conversations about how wasted they got.
#26
Quote by The Leader
Why simply use edible items when a massive array of rubber and plastic instruments are available?


Because they aren't edible. Well I suppose you could try eating a dildo, but in the end you will just sodomize yourself from the inside out.

Whatever floats your boat, man.
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#27
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why do you need so much excitement in foreplay? the actual sex is the best part.

You sir tell lies!

Salami is a sweet, sweet meat.