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At soccer practice, yesterday my team was practicing shooting at the goal. The team lined up, about 20m away, the coach was in the middle, he passed the ball to them and they could only touch the ball once then they had to shoot at the goal. I am the goalkeeper.

About 10m behind the goal, another team was practicing.

Now for the story of what happened.

The coach has the ball and passes it to one of the girls, she runs with the ball, then kicks it toward the goal. It is a good kick, and the ball is high in the air. It is impossible to save. I jump to get it and just touch the ball, but I don't stop it.

I turn around to see where the ball went, and I see it flying through the air. In the team behind us, there is a girl running. The ball goes straight for her. It hits her foot as she runs and she trips over.

It was really funny, especially because I knew her.

Later she tried to blame me for tripping her over.

Edit: I mean 'Know' not knew, in the 2nd to last line.

It seems everyone has lots of funny soccer related stories, so you can post them all, in this thread.
Last edited by kilbie at May 9, 2008,
#4
please dont say u are on the northern beaches i woulda loved to c that
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#5
Girl Football = Total Win

Nice story. We tried to do stuff like that when I played, except on purpose. When someone was running, slyly kick a ball so it lands at their feet.

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#6
Quote by kilbie
At soccer practice, yesterday my team was practicing shooting at the goal. The team lined up, about 20m away, the coach was in the middle, he passed the ball to them and they could only touch the ball once then they had to shoot at the goal. I am the goalkeeper.

About 10m behind the goal, another team was practicing.

Now for the story of what happened.

The coach has the ball and passes it to one of the girls, she runs with the ball, then kicks it toward the goal. It is a good kick, and the ball is high in the air. It is impossible to save. I jump to get it and just touch the ball, but I don't stop it.

I turn around to see where the ball went, and I see it flying through the air. In the team behind us, there is a girl running. The ball goes straight for her. It hits her foot as she runs and she trips over.

It was really funny, especially because I knew her.

Later she tried to blame me for tripping her over.


If you're in an all girls team which is most likely, that's the only thing that gets notice.
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#7
Classic slapstick I suppose.
Isn't this the type of humor where you end up saying:"... you had to be there."?

Anyway, thanks for sharing. :-)
#8
While reading this, I thought you were gonna say the ball smacked her in the face..


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#11
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It was really funny, especially because I knew her.
Knew? As in "not anymore"? Didn't she recover from her wounds and die a tragic teen-age death?
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Later she tried to blame me for tripping her over.
Oh, she's fine then? Phew... you had me worried there for a second. ;-)
#12
That would have been funny. But I can beat it. (Yes I turned this into a competition). I was playing what I can describe as a modified version of indoor soccer - outside. But we were using the basketball courts at school, using the basketball courts width as the length. I got passed the ball, turned around and had a crack at goal. It had a beautiful curve on it, going straight for the goal, and this girl (who drives me crazy) turns around after shooting a basket and goes to run back to the middle, and it curves round and smacks her square in the side of the face and knocks her over. She was laying on the ground and I was feeling terrible trying to apologise through laughter. It was epic. She likes me more now :\
#13
That happened to me once...we were playing a hectic game of football in PE with like 4 goals and 4 footballs, and my friend kicked the ball from the other side of the Astroturf, and it hit my foot as I was going for goal and I fell over
#15
yesterday i was kicking a football at the back of my house, it was only a little ball.

i left the back door open and managed to kick the ball through the back door, through the utility room door, it hit the kitchen window on the front of the house and came straight out the house again without breaking anything.

pure quality.
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#16
well if its a competition lol.

when i used to play soccer at skool my m8 (who was knows as the kid who could kick the ball the hardest) kicked the ball and hit the teacher right in the side of the face, she went straight down cryin.

funniest bit was it was the teacher that nobody liked so my m8 gained alot more friends after that.
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#17
haha I play tennis and behind us are the soccer fields. There was a girls team playing there so all the boys of my team were wathing them and then a girl tried to hit the bal with her head (whats the word for that?) And she knocked herself out for 2 minutes XD
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#19
I was ready to say "hmm soccer, I hear they're making a mens league now!" Then I realised you are actually a girl
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#20
One time my coach kicked me in the balls with his shoe when it came flying off after he completely missed the ball.

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#21
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#22
No offence, but womanfootball sucks monkeyballs. srsly.
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#24
You play soccer there for you suck.

But i forgive you because you play guitar!

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They shouldn't call it either they should of called it Gaelic because it's so Gay!

Stupid fakers.

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#25
arent you a bundle of joy
The Elephant asked the Camel , oh why is your breast on your back Camel? To which the Camel replied, Why that is a strange question from someone with their dick on their face!
#27
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I'll take offense when pig's fl....

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#28
you cared enough to reply dude and yes i was talking to you.
The Elephant asked the Camel , oh why is your breast on your back Camel? To which the Camel replied, Why that is a strange question from someone with their dick on their face!
#29
Quote by KISSguitarist
You play soccer there for you suck.

But i forgive you because you play guitar!


They shouldn't call it either they should of called it Gaelic because it's so Gay!

Stupid fakers.



Surely That's A tenny bit rascist?

i actually found it quite offensive...

Rascism = Phail
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#30
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I don't really care because your a May 08er


Of course! You being here for 3 months longer automatically makes you better, right?
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#31
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Of course! You being here for 3 months longer automatically makes you better, right?

Buuurrrnnn... +1

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#32
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Buuurrrnnn... +1

+ I don't like Ace Frehley. Just thought I'd throw that out there...


Not just Ace, I can't stnad Kiss at all personally.
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#33
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You play football, therefore you suck.

But you know a girl, therefore you win. You have risen the ranks to senior pitmonkey.


Why does everyone with an anime avatar have this 'elite' type of aura? I'm stuck with this MS Paint avatar I made in 2004.
#35
Quote by KISSguitarist
You play soccer there for you suck.

But i forgive you because you play guitar!


They shouldn't call it either they should of called it Gaelic because it's so Gay!

Stupid fakers.


Dude wtf are you talking about. Gaelic is an entirely different sport.
#36
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Why does everyone with an anime avatar have this 'elite' type of aura? I'm stuck with this MS Paint avatar I made in 2004.


Pfft. That doesn't even tough my Kryten avatar.

Although I've always liked yours, kinda reminds me of Cyanide and Happiness.
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


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#37


"you 'knew' her" made me laugh, like she'd passed away from tripping over a football...
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#39
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If you are talking to me then well...

I don't really care because your a May 08er

I'll take offense when pig's fl....

oh fuck...


LOL! You haven't been here that long yourself.
#40
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Of course! You being here for 3 months longer automatically makes you better, right?


Actually it's been nearly 6 nah i was just having a joke

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Surely That's A tenny bit rascist?

i actually found it quite offensive...

Rascism = Phail


If you knew me you wouldn't take offense.

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Dude wtf are you talking about. Gaelic is an entirely different sport.


Oh gosh..

It's not my fault my dad and I had soccer.

I love Gaelic i was just referring to as we call it gay to all the faker's that play.

Sorry if i offended anyone.

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Last edited by KISSguitarist at May 9, 2008,
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